Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | July 21, 2017 | FLOP OF THE YEAR

[CJohn]

Oh yeah - and the budget is $180 million

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/07/12/luc-besson-talks-about-a-risky-new-film-valerian-and-the-city-of-a-thousand-planets-at-comic-con/?_r=0

Wow, we have our 2017 Summer bomb set and ready to go. It is gonna be glorious. Another Jupiter Ascending. 

[grim22]

180M budget for a movie called Valerian starring Dane Dehaan. Who is the person who really hates their money so badly?

[Spidey Freak]

 

Wow, we have our 2017 Summer bomb set and ready to go. It is gonna be glorious. Another Jupiter Ascending. 

 

No because by then Cara Delevingne will become America's BO proof Sweetheart.

 

Edited August 9, 2015 by Spidey Freak

[kayumanggi]

Strory board for@valerian

A video posted by @lucbesson on Aug 8, 2015 at 6:55am PDT

[TServo2049]

No because by then Cara Delevingne will become America's BO proof Sweetheart.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[Spidey Freak]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 

Other than frustrating douche interviewers, face contortion also happens to be one of Cara's many many talents.

 

[The Futurist]

Other than frustrating douche interviewers, face contortion also happens to be one of Cara's many many talents.

 

 

Reported to

 

Mods

CIA, NSA

Good Taste

[Spidey Freak]

Reported to

 

Mods

CIA, NSA

Good Taste

 

...and they made her a fashion model. The people, law and the universe have spoken.

[The Futurist]

...and they made her a fashion model. The people, law and the universe have spoken.

 

I really was poking fun at the face, not Cara.

[Spidey Freak]

I really was poking fun at the face, not Cara.

 

That's her signature Zoolander though.

 

[TLK]

They need a couple of veteran actors too. I know that the star system isn't as important nowadays but this is an untested property and they are better off with a couple of Internationally familiar faces. 

[TServo2049]

Tim Burton needs to cast Cara Delevigne in SOMETHING. I don't know what, but SOMETHING. Because she is creepy as fuck when she does that.

As for this movie - yes, it does seem like it could be a turkey. The last time Besson did a big-budget sci-fi like this, at least it had Bruce freakin' Willis.

Edited August 10, 2015 by TServo2049

[Ezen Baklattan]

American Horror Story? idk

[Spidey Freak]

She does look like an emaciated Christina Ricci at times. 

 

I'm fascinated by her off-beat looks. At times she looks like a conventional Victoria's Secret model and then she abruptly does stuff like that! And that personality! And according to Wiki, in addition to modelling and acting, Delevingne also beatboxes, sings, and plays the drums and guitar.

 

Getting drunk with her would either be the most awesome experience or most awful experience, not sure which yet.

[Mango]

 

DeHaan Domination, Act II

[kowhite]

She does look like an emaciated Christina Ricci at times. 

 

I'm fascinated by her off-beat looks. At times she looks like a conventional Victoria's Secret model and then she abruptly does stuff like that! And that personality! And according to Wiki, in addition to modelling and acting, Delevingne also beatboxes, sings, and plays the drums and guitar.

 

Getting drunk with her would either be the most awesome experience or most awful experience, not sure which yet.

It'd be awesome.

As long as you like eyebrows.

[shayhiri]

It'd be awesome.

As long as you like eyebrows.

 

OMG, you gave me a heart attack!!

 

I hadn't noticed...

 

PS: Other than that: the Shay officially approves this project and starts the long wait to its premiere.

[kowhite]

I seriously hope this movie delivers on being the 5th Element Luc Besson follow up I always wanted.

I loved 5th Element. Give me more. Why isn't this Mr Shadow?

[antovolk]

Clive Owen joins

http://hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/clive-owen-joins-luc-bessons-816437

[TLK]

Clive Owen needs to be in more movies.