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Spaghetti's Haiku Reviews (Creator Didn't Bribe Me)

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I probably just start my top 25 speed reading tomorrow. Creator & Numbers, your films will make my top 25 anyways, and I'll have a haiku for each film in that list. :P

Until then,

UNBALANCED 2

An improvement, yes.

However, I'm not impressed.

Uninteresting.

That Spongebob Story.

I have just four words for this.

WHAT THE HELL, HICCUP.

C-

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And so it begins...

25. Nonexistence

Writing girls to life?

Think Ruby Sparks, but darker.

It works pretty well.

24. Lucid

Levitt stars as.....what?

Still, it was unique & fun.

Garfield is okay.

23. Stories From Eden

Post-apocalyse,

A familiar genre here.

This film does it well.

22. Hindenberg

The episodes...eh.

It's still quite a solid film.

Needed some more Fass.

21. The Fault In Our Stars

Surprisingly great,

like 50/50 for teens.

Robb really shines here.

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24. Lucid

Levitt stars as.....what?

Still, it was very unique & fun.

Garfield is okay.

21. The Fault In Our Stars

Surprisingly great,

like 50/50 for teens.

Robb really shines here.

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16. The Affair

Awesome ensemble,

Led by a badass Tom Jane.

It's milk and eggs, bitch.

17. Summer Wars

Great animation,

Plus a unique premise. Yay!

Family stuff...meh.

18. Everyman

Morality meets

Some interesting ideas.

What an ensemble!

19. Corso

Just what I expected.

A solid French biopic.

Nothing more nor less.

20. Celia, A Slave

Opens a bit rough,

but it’s soon courtroom drama.

Better than Blind Side.

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11. The Very Last First Time

I know who I am:

A sucker for indie toons

And this delivered.

12. Khahn Bernarda Alba

A compelling film.

It's so intricately made.

Typing it is hard.

13. Dragon Age: Onslaught

More Numbers! Yeah!

This is better than Scarcraft!

Do this in real life!

14. Psychonauts

It's not always clear,

but it's witty and pretty.

Ooh, an unplanned rhyme.

15. Starcraft: Fury Of The Swarm

Well, what have we here.

Numbers plus v-games

Shut up. Take money.

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Dragon Age: Onslaught Spaghetti. Dragon Age: Awakening is the third and final film in the Fereldan trilogy planned for Year 8.Thanks for the two placements, both about where I expect them to be on most lists, though I expect Starcraft to generally be the higher-ranked of the two for most.

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10. The Next Dimension

The length, restraining.

That said, it's a total blast!

Not Abram's best, though.

9. Oro

It tops Nirvana.

This story is so epic!

Bardem is quite great.

8. The Dogs Of Babel

The story seems bizarre,

Howard makes it convincing.

Isaacs deserves nods.

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Get ready for a big surprise:

7. Shiverin Gulch'

How I describe this:

funny, scary, crisp, unique

I barfed rainbows.

6. Worlds Apart

Sherlock and James Kirk

are now together at last!

Delicioso!

5. Empty Hearth

With this and Oro.

Riczhang has a gold fetish.

Oh, and DDL.

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