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Ladies and gentlemen, my top 4.

4. THE ECCENTRIC MINDS OF BELMOND LANE

Witty and poingant

Wes Anderson's latest shines.

Granted, It's my film...

3. THE SHARK MUTINY

There is great tension,

internal and external,

It's a gripping ride.

2. PAST TENSE

True human drama,

set across the vast ocean.

Oscar for Jenkins?

1. DAWN OF OBLIVION

Dawn is a flawed film,

but also a jaw dropper.

Damn you, James Cameron.

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All together now:

    [*]Dawn Of Oblivion

    [*]Past Tense

    [*]The Shark Mutiny

    [*]The Eccentric Minds Of Belmond Lane

    [*]Empty Hearth

    [*]Worlds Apart

    [*]Shiverin’ Gulch

    [*]The Dogs Of Babel

    [*]The Next Dimension

    [*]Oro

    [*]The Very Last First Time

    [*]Kahn Bernarda Alba

    [*]Dragon Age: Awakening

    [*]Psychonauts

    [*]Starcraft: Fury Of The Swarm

    [*]The Affair

    [*]Summer Wars

    [*]Everyman

    [*]Corso

    [*]Celia, A Slave

    [*]The Fault In Our Stars

    [*]Hindenberg

    [*]Stories From Eden

    [*]Lucid

    [*]Nonexistence

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The Ten Worst Films In Y5

10. Claustrophonia

It tries, but it fails.

Cliched, repetitive, but,

unplanned comedy.

9. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

Was Horton a fluke?

This and Green Eggs were awful.

Why, Mr. T, Why?

8. Slit Happens

It's terrible.

Why did I write this movie?

I'm sorry, you guys.

7. PSY: Sorry For Ganggam Styling

The song is catchy,

but this, this is just too much!

Ey Sexy La-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

6. Escalator

Are you serious?

Murderous escalators?

And that cast wasted. -_-

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5. Fright Town II: Return

Words starting with 'U'

Uninspired, unscary,

and unlikeable.

4. Beast

Did you even try?

From the maker of Wenan?

Good god, riczhang, wow.

3. 3:37AM

Nothing happens here.

It's still mercifully short.

I wanted to leave!

2. Bowling Night

In an ideal world,

We have amazing films, and

no Sandler movies.

Sorry Hiccup, but...

1. BRANDYBROOK

I hate McFarlane.

At least Ted had some fine laughs.

Mindless offense. Yuck.

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