Ezen Baklattan Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Is To The Moon getting a BP nod? Because I'm totally for it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 ChD may end up having the most successful CAYOM debut film since Year 12 of CAYOM 1.0 Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Giant Spiders When Hosting the Oscars Isn't Enough So once upon a time Numerator Pictures started making yearly films about Liam Neeson being badass and fighting various foes. Then Blankments Productions decided to one-up that gambit and make a team-up film series with Liam Neeson and Chuck Norris fighting various mythological creatures. Meanwhile, Guernica Films made a pair of movies about Giant Spiders killing, mauling, and raping every nubile teen they could find. The result is that Blankments Productions and Guernica Films have formed their own team-up, to depict Blankments' team of action heroes fighting against Guernica's eight-legged villains. The result is a 3 volume behemoth of 258 minutes, that's right, 4 HOURS AND 18 MINUTES, spread over 3 short films and several fake trailers. I hope you got an iron bladder because you ain't getting up for a moment because this is a schlockfest so glorious in its B-movie insanity, ineptitude, and grime that it becomes one of the most enjoyable experiences of the entire year. You have your usual team of 6 saving the world against giant spiders, rescuing a previously unknown but now conveniently in peril long-lost family member, rap battles, cameos, Quentin Tarantino, SANTA CLAUS, and more. Is this a good film, objectively? Oh hell no, it isn't. Should you care about that? Of course not. Sit your ass down and enjoy the fucking ride. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 So happy you enjoyed CN&LNvGS. That review was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) It's Now Time for the Top 25 Guessing Game. Here is how it works. Stage 1 I have arranged Films #25-#6 in alphabetical order. I will post clues for the films, 5 at a time, alternating between alphabetical order and reverse alphabetical order for the films posted. You will then attempt to guess what film the clue refers to AND what spot in my ranking the film is at. If you guess a film right, you get 1 point. If you guess the film AND its ranking right, you get 3 points. Some clues will be fairly easy. Others will be very difficult So here we begin: Film #1- Events don't occur in real time Film #2- Too out there for Midwestern locations Film #3- Proof that when you take material away from a director, the material improves from that director's version Film #4- #Horses and Bayonets Film #5- Makes you want to listen to Queen Edited February 6, 2013 by 4815162342 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Film #1: 24 Hours: Rank: 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 Film #1: 24 Hours: Rank: 3. Re-read my post. Films ranked 1 through 5 are not in Stage 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Oops... Uh, in that case, Film #1: 24 Hours: Rank: 7 Film #2: The Zone: Rank: 23 Film #3: 421: Rank: 9 Edited February 6, 2013 by Blankments Into Darkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChD Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) I have a feeling that Film #4 is Last Ditch Effort... Let's say, rank 6? Edited February 6, 2013 by ChD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 #4 - The Stuff Of Legend Rank 21? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Wait, did you remove the alphabetical limit...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Edit: Blankments the removal was an error that I will correct. Film #1 6. 24 Hours Film #2 18. Wicked Film #3 25. Avatar: The Last Airbender - The Promise Film #4 23. The Vast Dark: God is an American Film #5 15. Best Friends (seriously the clue for this is super easy if anyone knows Queen) Edited February 6, 2013 by 4815162342 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Yay, Best Friends made it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Surprised to see Avatar on the list; never knew you liked, or even saw, the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Score after Round 1 of Stage 1: Blankments- 1 point All others- 0 Round 2 begins! Film #1- Killer at the driving range Film #2- Don't worry, he's not a pedophile Film #3- The kind of things Murphy's Law loves to mess with Film #4- 2000s-era Green Day would be all over this Film #5- John Goodman wishes he was invited to this film Edited February 6, 2013 by 4815162342 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 Surprised to see Avatar on the list; never knew you liked, or even saw, the show. Never watched the show in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Never watched the show in my life Really? Surprised that you enjoyed then. Thought it was very reliant on the reader knowing the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Is Film 3: Society? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Film 5: Cardinal of the Kremlin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 Film #2: BioShock Rank: 22 Film #4: Careful Laid Plans Rank: 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 Really? Surprised that you enjoyed then. Thought it was very reliant on the reader knowing the show. Made sense enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
