Travod Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000005/nest/211501230?p=1 I AM DYING RIGHT NOW Mine: Black Wan - a story about a half black, half Chinese man. Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Rift - documentary about 3/11 earthquake and tsunami. Awk. Edited March 5, 2013 by Zero Dark Travod 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Marston Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Ineption: Same movie except they're all terrible at their jobs. They accidentally plant the dream in the wrong guy, get run over by the train, and then they all get stuck in limbo. ha ha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementeleus Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 EAT - Starring Val Kilmer as a man torn between his hot wife and another 4x4 Animal Style burger, with Robert De Niro as the line cook and Al Pacino as the restaurant health inspector. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Scottb Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Finding Emo - An emo kid goes missing and not many people care. Happy Fee - The government goes crazy and starts taxing people for being happy. Patch Dams - Dams around the world are cracking, and many will die unless one man can patch them up in time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadey Wilsoney Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Jurassic Ark. Noah's gonna need one huge-ass pooper scooper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Marvel Fanboy Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 One of the best news of today: IMDb just gets unblocked in China. So I can visit IMDb now, Yes !! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
langer Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 (edited) Star Wars Attack of the Cones : Tattoine is invaded by ice cream sellers and Anakin Skywalker is driven nuts by the music of their trucks and ends up killing all the sand people...even the children! Captain America : The fist avenger --- Captain America fists his way in 1945 Germany Transformers : Revenge of the Allen : Tim Allen gets to rework all the autobots and screw up the way they transform and end up not being able to transform anymore. No sequel made after that. Pirates of the Carribean : The curse of the black pear : JAck Sparrow eats a cursed pear and loses his taste for rum. He sobers up and goes to college to become a fine accountant. The sith sense : Anakin Skywalker sees dead people and enjoys his life a lot! Jaw : An injured great white shark that lost its upper jaw is nursed back to health by a young boy and end up jumping over the coral reef to freedom and a summer of multiple human killings. War of the words : tom Cruise argues with South Park creators for 2 hours about the merits of scientology. Sins : A pastor who lost his wife to a car accident finds love with a bunch of aliens in his corn field during a hot summer. Beauty and the Best : A very beautiful girl finds the best man in the world and becomes the happiest stay at home wife in the world. 30 : 30 spartans walk to war and die at the first battle. World War : For no reason whatsoever a world war erupts and a U.N. expert travels the world to try to understand why it was not caused by zombies... Mr and Ms Sith : 2 married Sith discover after years of marriage that they follow the same religion undercover. Chaos ensues and the galaxy is torn apart. What women ant : Mel Gibson can hear the thoughts of a half woman half ant and discover his half woman half ant side. Weird shit... Plane of the apes : Samuel Jackson stars in this disaster movie where apes invade a plane. Cash of the titans : A bunch of semi god come to earth to laugh at the poor people. The hat : Two female cops from different background find a magical hat that make them solve crimes. Edited August 22, 2013 by langer 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Jaw: The Reese Witherspoon story 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Moved this to the movie game thread as it fit there. One game on there I liked was the dumb movie question game that I think I brought back here-I know I did on BOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukaio101 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The link won't work for me, dammit.... Ill Bill: Bill gets a nasty cold. Decapitations ensue. True Git: The Piers Morgan story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommycruise Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 (edited) The one ranger-a movie starring armie hammer without Pointless Johnny depp schitck with a bird on his head while pretending to be an Native American because he's covered with makeupLice in wonderland- lice find their a wonderland in a poor country where the citizens are unable to afford shampoo or medicines to save their scalpsBattlehip-as Liam Neeson finally succumbs to old age he is forced to battle his painful hip replacement because his pain medication has been takenRave-Pixar finally makes another movie that receives universal praiseThe urge-one night of the year....all sex is legal resulting in massive public orgies Edited August 22, 2013 by WINston churCHILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Scottb Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Trading Laces - A star basketball player trades in his laces for a pair of Velcro shoes and his career goes down from there. Pretty in Ink -A biker chick with lots of tattoos falls inlove with a rich preppie guy and the girls biker friends aren't too happy. Foot Lose - A guy can't dance anymore because he lost his foot in a freak escalator accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommycruise Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) Team America:Word Police-a highly trained team of American operatives travel the worldenforcing political correctness Edited August 23, 2013 by WINston churCHILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vc2002 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 The Dark Night: you know what it means. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Lice in Wonderland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asyulus Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Kingman: The Secret Service A man with king powers rules Arizona with the secret service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalo Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Mad Max: Fry Road. Max decides to open an outdoor fish fry call the gates of Valhalla, the natives really love it, until they find out eating there doesn't grant them immortality. Pretty in Ink a girl runs a tattoo parlor, and falls for an very inky guy there. Batma Begins - a mother bat decides to fight crime after her babies are kidnapped by an evil butterfly, who forces it's captives to make butterfly knifes for his forthcoming uprising, it's up to batma to stop him. Fifty Shades of Gey (the e sounds like an a) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asyulus Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Spide-Man : Men and Heroes who want to 'hang' around street corners, loitering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BourneFan #1 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Ant-Ma: about a middle age ant mother that tries to live life without getting stepped on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 (edited) Mission Impossible: Host Protocol A new hostess at a restaurant is having difficulty with her job Edited July 28, 2015 by John Green is Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...