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CAYOM Sixth Annual Academy Awards!

      

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    1. 1. What film will win Best Picture?

      • 451 (Creator)
        1
      • The Cardinal in the Kremlin (Numbers)
        0
      • Careful Laid Plans (Riczhang)
        4
      • Society (Hiccup)
        2
      • To The Moon (ChD)
        1
    2. 2. What will walk home with the most Oscars?

      • 451 (Creator)
        0
      • Avarice (Creator)
        0
      • The Cardinal in the Kremlin (Numbers)
        1
      • Careful Laid Plans (Riczhang)
        6
      • Cyber (Spaghetti)
        0
      • Last Ditch Effort (Riczhang)
        0
      • Society (Hiccup)
        1
      • To The Moon (ChD)
        0
      • Wicked (Alfred)
        0
      • Other
        0


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    Kermit: Well, this is it. The final award of the night. Best Picture. I’d like to introduce a man who has made a hobby of announcing it the last few years. I don’t need to introduce him.

     

    Morgan Freeman: Thank you, Kermit. *applause* Say, would you like to announce it with me?

     

    Kermit: Gee, that sounds great!

     

    Morgan Freeman: Here are the nominees for Best Picture:

     

    451

     

    THE CARDINAL IN THE KREMLIN

     

    CAREFUL LAID PLANS

     

    SOCIETY

     

    TO THE MOON

     

    And the winner is...

     

    Kermit:

    CAREFUL LAID PLANS!

     

    *huge applause, standing ovation, cheers, confetti, the whole shebang.*

     

    Ethan Coen: Wow, we’re up here for a fourth time!

     

    Joel Coen: I think we’ve run out of people to thank.

     

    Ethan Coen: Yeah... you’re right.

     

    Joel Coen: Thanks anyway!

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    Congrats, riczhang.

     

    Next year, I'm gonna have such sweet, sweet, revenge.

     

    What are you talking about? I'm re-releasing One Night in Reality next year...the film that won 13 Academy Awards (a record or next-to-record in CAYOM 1.0).

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    Not unexpected, but we need to get out of this spiel where the film that wins Director also wins Picture.

     

    Well, a Split happened this year IRL. Can't ask for splits too often. They just don't happen. ;)

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    I didn't expect Avarice to win a ton of awards.

     

    But ya'll better watch the hell out for Obliteration. One of the 5 most EPIC films of CAYOM 1.0.

     

    So, going off what I said, these were the five most EPIC films of the old CAYOM, IMO:

     

    All Along the Watchtower (Year 19)

    Once Upon a Time in Italy (Year 22)

    The False Goddess (Year 34)

    God Save the King (Year 36)

    Obliteration (Year 44)

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    So, going off what I said, these were the five most EPIC films of the old CAYOM, IMO:

     

    All Along the Watchtower (Year 19)

    Once Upon a Time in Italy (Year 22)

    The False Goddess (Year 34)

    God Save the King (Year 36)

    Obliteration (Year 44)

     

    Ah, God Save the King...a.k.a. the best CAYOM film ever.

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