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CAYOM Sixth Annual Academy Awards!

  

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  1. 1. What film will win Best Picture?

    • 451 (Creator)
      1
    • The Cardinal in the Kremlin (Numbers)
      0
    • Careful Laid Plans (Riczhang)
      4
    • Society (Hiccup)
      2
    • To The Moon (ChD)
      1
  2. 2. What will walk home with the most Oscars?

    • 451 (Creator)
      0
    • Avarice (Creator)
      0
    • The Cardinal in the Kremlin (Numbers)
      1
    • Careful Laid Plans (Riczhang)
      6
    • Cyber (Spaghetti)
      0
    • Last Ditch Effort (Riczhang)
      0
    • Society (Hiccup)
      1
    • To The Moon (ChD)
      0
    • Wicked (Alfred)
      0
    • Other
      0


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Kermit: Well, this is it. The final award of the night. Best Picture. I’d like to introduce a man who has made a hobby of announcing it the last few years. I don’t need to introduce him.

 

Morgan Freeman: Thank you, Kermit. *applause* Say, would you like to announce it with me?

 

Kermit: Gee, that sounds great!

 

Morgan Freeman: Here are the nominees for Best Picture:

 

451

 

THE CARDINAL IN THE KREMLIN

 

CAREFUL LAID PLANS

 

SOCIETY

 

TO THE MOON

 

And the winner is...

 

Kermit:

CAREFUL LAID PLANS!

 

*huge applause, standing ovation, cheers, confetti, the whole shebang.*

 

Ethan Coen: Wow, we’re up here for a fourth time!

 

Joel Coen: I think we’ve run out of people to thank.

 

Ethan Coen: Yeah... you’re right.

 

Joel Coen: Thanks anyway!

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Congrats, riczhang.

 

Next year, I'm gonna have such sweet, sweet, revenge.

 

What are you talking about? I'm re-releasing One Night in Reality next year...the film that won 13 Academy Awards (a record or next-to-record in CAYOM 1.0).

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Not unexpected, but we need to get out of this spiel where the film that wins Director also wins Picture.

 

Well, a Split happened this year IRL. Can't ask for splits too often. They just don't happen. ;)

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I didn't expect Avarice to win a ton of awards.

 

But ya'll better watch the hell out for Obliteration. One of the 5 most EPIC films of CAYOM 1.0.

 

So, going off what I said, these were the five most EPIC films of the old CAYOM, IMO:

 

All Along the Watchtower (Year 19)

Once Upon a Time in Italy (Year 22)

The False Goddess (Year 34)

God Save the King (Year 36)

Obliteration (Year 44)

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So, going off what I said, these were the five most EPIC films of the old CAYOM, IMO:

 

All Along the Watchtower (Year 19)

Once Upon a Time in Italy (Year 22)

The False Goddess (Year 34)

God Save the King (Year 36)

Obliteration (Year 44)

 

Ah, God Save the King...a.k.a. the best CAYOM film ever.

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