CAYOM Sixth Annual Academy Awards!

[riczhang]

Time to start on my next OC. Could the Coens return again? 

[The Creator]

But seriously guys, I can never re-release One Night in Reality. Because if it couldn't match the critical acclaim it got the first time (number one on like 5 lists, and in everyone's top 5, and BP winner, and winner of every single acting category its year (including ensemble, of course) and winner of like 8 other awards), then I'd be disappointed. And quite frankly, it probably wouldn't match that reception again.

[Blankments]

Kermit: What a great show! Well, it’s the Oscars, so that means it must be time for a closing number! WAHOO!

 

*all the winners and presenters run out on stage; along with Mahna Mahna*

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Jason Segel and Michael Fassbender: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Jennifer Lawrence and Michael Gordon: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Aaron Paul and Oscar Isaac: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Emily Blunt and Andrew Garfield: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Ben Stiller and Jack Black: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Sandra Bullock and Jim Carrey: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Armie Hammer and Bruce Willis: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Zac Efron and Anne Hathaway: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Alex Hirsch and Wes Anderson: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Samantha Barks, Elijah Kelley and Emma Stone: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Jamie Foxx, Samuel L. Jackson, and Rush: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Jonsi, Laura Shigihara, and Radiohead: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

John Logan and Alfonso Cuaron: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Michael Giacchino: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Neil Gaiman and Hugh Jackman: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Harrison Ford: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Linda Cardellini and J.K. Simmons: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Bryan Cranston and Marion Cotillard: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Daniel Day-Lewis and Scarlett Johansson: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Tom Hanks and Olivia Wilde: Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jessica Chastain: Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ryan Gosling and Naomi Watts: Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

 

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna

Ethan Coen and Joel Coen: Do be-do-do-do-do DO!!!!

 

*huge applause*

 

Kermit: Good night everybody!!

[riczhang]

That was a brilliant show, Blank. 

[riczhang]

What was it about?

 

Someone wanna answer me?

[The Dark Alfred]

But seriously guys, I can never re-release One Night in Reality. Because if it couldn't match the critical acclaim it got the first time (number one on like 5 lists, and in everyone's top 5, and BP winner, and winner of every single acting category its year (including ensemble, of course) and winner of like 8 other awards), then I'd be disappointed. And quite frankly, it probably wouldn't match that reception again.

 

If it already won, why re-release it? You're already secured a top 3 in my list next year with the Lynch film if it's good.

[Blankments]

Final tally count:

 

Best PictureCareful Laid Plans - 31

To the Moon - 29451 - 27Society - 26The Cardinal in the Kremlin - 22Best Animated FeatureTo The Moon - 35

Le Grand Écran - 31Sir Thymes Time - 28The Golden Bird - 17The Twenty-One Balloons - 10Best Documentary FeatureMiracle at the Meadowlands - 20

Paddles: The Video Game Story - 17

The Book of 4Chan - 11Best DirectorJoel and Ethan Coen for Careful Laid Plans - 35

Alfonso Cuaron for 451 - 30

Steven Soderbergh for Cyber - 27Steven Spielberg for Avarice - 23Christopher Nolan for Expedecade - 20Best EnsembleCareful Laid Plans - 34

Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Giant Spiders - 30451 - 29The Cardinal in the Kremlin - 22Society - 20

Best ActorRyan Gosling for High Life - 29 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2

Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Careful Laid Plans - 29 - 3 - 1 - 2 - 1 - 2

Anton Yelchin for 24 Hours - 29 - 0Nicholas Hoult for Cyber - 24Bradley Cooper for Best Friends - 23Best ActressNaomi Watts for 24 Hours - 37Jennifer Lawrence for Society - 33Michelle Monaghan for High Life - 27Emily Blunt for Wicked - 20Samantha Barks for Wicked - 18 

Best Supporting ActorLeonardo DiCaprio for Careful Laid Plans - 32 - 3

Gary Oldman for 451 - 32 - 2

James Badge Dale for Careful Laid Plans - 24

James Franco for Wicked - 24

Aaron Paul for Cyber - 23

Best Supporting ActressJessica Chastain for The Cardinal in the Kremlin - 33

Rooney Mara for Careful Laid Plans - 32Ellen Page for 451 - 25Anna Kendrick for Cyber - 24

Emma Stone for Society - 21

Best Voice Actor/Actress in a Leading RoleTom Hanks for To the Moon - 35

Audrey Tautou for Le Grand Écran - 29Bonnie Wright for To the Moon - 26Jack McBrayer for Sir Thymes Time - 26Gina Torres for Avarice - 19 

Best Voice Actor/Actress in a Supporting RoleOlivia Wilde for To the Moon - 34

Jennifer Lawrence for Sir Thymes Time - 30Francois Cluzet for Le Grand Écran - 26Zoe Saldana for Avarice - 25Sebastian Stan for To the Moon - 20Best Original ScreenplayCareful Laid Plans - 33

High Life - 2824 Hours - 26Cyber - 24

Le Grand Écran - 24Best Adapted ScreenplayThe Cardinal in the Kremlin - 30 - 2 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 1451 - 30 - 2 - 2 - 3 - 1 - 1

To the Moon - 28Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Giant Spiders - 27Expedecade - 20 

Best Original ScoreMichael Giacchino for Mysteries of the Beyond - 32

Howard Shore for Careful Laid Plans - 29Hans Zimmer for Avarice - 29Ludovic Bource for Le Grand Écran - 25Michael Nyman for The Cardinal in the Kremlin - 20Best Original Song“Time for Change” from Society - 29

“Everything is Alright" from To the Moon - 26"Rap Battle" from Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Giant Spiders - 24"World of Wonder" from The Stuff of Legend: Into the Dark - 23"Dawn of Oblivion" from The Zone - 20Best Cinematography

451 - 31 - 4

Careful Laid Plans - 31 - 1

Last Ditch Effort - 28

The Zone - 27The Cardinal in the Kremlin - 17Best Film Editing

Careful Laid Plans - 33

24 Hours - 28

451 - 28

Cyber - 23

Society - 23

 

Best Production DesignWicked - 31

Careful Laid Plans - 28Avarice - 27Last Ditch Effort - 26451 - 23Best CostumesLast Ditch Effort - 33

Wicked - 30Careful Laid Plans - 28Kind Hearts and Coronets - 22451 - 22Best Makeup & HairstylingWicked - 33

Last Ditch Effort - 29Man of La Mancha - 27Avarice - 25The Stuff of Legend: Into the Dark - 21Best Sound MixingSociety - 34

Avarice - 31The Cardinal in the Kremlin - 25To the Moon - 23Wicked - 23Best Sound EditingMysteries of the Beyond - 30

Avarice - 29The Cardinal in the Kremlin - 27

Careful Laid Plans - 26451 - 23Best Visual EffectsAvarice - 36

Bioshock - 27Last Ditch Effort - 24Planeswalkers: Betrayals - 24Mysteries of the Beyond - 24Best Use of Action

Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Giant Spiders - 37

Careful Laid Plans - 27

Expedecade - 26

Last Ditch Effort - 25

Planeswalkers: Betrayals - 20

 

[riczhang]

If it already won, why re-release it? You're already secured a top 3 in my list next year with the Lynch film if it's good.

 

I think he was joking....

[Hiccup]

Congrats!

[4815162342]

What was it about?

 

So in Year 35 I thought it'd be a cool idea to make an epic alternate history film about post-Restoration Britain (the big change being I got rid of the Stuarts and created a whole new royal family to re-establish the monarchy) and throw in shades of King Lear and Macbeth. So I went ahead and started writing.

And writing.

And writing.

And writing.

 

And as you can imagine, I had way too much shit for a single film, so I broke it in half. The first half, Succession, came out Year 35, the second half, God Save the King, came out the following year.

[4815162342]

HOLY SHIT!!!!

 

Initial 3-way tie for Best Actor.

 

 

 

GOD DAMNIT BLANK WHY DID YOU LISTEN TO THE ADVICE I GAVE YOU ABOUT BREAKING TIES!!!!!!

[The Dark Alfred]

Who played The King?

[Blankments]

Final win count:

 

Careful Laid Plans: 7

To the Moon: 3

451: 2

The Cardinal in the Kremlin: 2

Mysteries of the Beyond: 2

Society: 2

Wicked: 2

24 Hours: 1

Avarice: 1

Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Giant Spiders: 1

High Life: 1

Last Ditch Effort: 1

Miracle at the Meadowlands: 1

 

Riczhang: 8

Numbers: 5

The Creator: 4

Alfred: 3

ChD: 3

Hiccup: 2

Blankments: 1

[The Creator]

Ugh! Fuck...Oldman technically tied.

[riczhang]

So in Year 35 I thought it'd be a cool idea to make an epic alternate history film about post-Restoration Britain (the big change being I got rid of the Stuarts and created a whole new royal family to re-establish the monarchy) and throw in shades of King Lear and Macbeth. So I went ahead and started writing.

And writing.

And writing.

And writing.

 

And as you can imagine, I had way too much shit for a single film, so I broke it in half. The first half, Succession, came out Year 35, the second half, God Save the King, came out the following year.

 

That sounds amazing. 

[4815162342]

Who played The King?

 

Depends on what part of the film(s) you were at.

[riczhang]

So ties were broken by amount of votes received in each placing right? 

[4815162342]

So ties were broken by amount of votes received in each placing right? 

 

Yep, if the films had the same number of first place votes, move on to second place votes and so on.

[Blankments]

DARN IT I FORGOT MORGAN FREEMAN IN THE CLOSING NUMBER

 

So, yeah, The Muppets have been my dream hosts for the Oscars since Eddie Murphy quit two years ago. Unfortunately that campaign didn't amount to anything, but I had fun writing my own Muppet takeover of the Oscars. I was happy to host these Oscars, and you guys must've liked it too; I gained 74 likes in the last two hours.

Edited March 11, 2013 by Blankments Into Darkness

[riczhang]

Careful Laid Plans had a very good run in all its categories. And initially tied in Cinematography. (Which was funnily enough the one category that I thought it'd win if I had to choose one ) And Maramania came 1 vote away from coming true...  

 

And I can't believe we had two categories where films received the exact same category placements. 

 

 

And is 7 the most winningest CAYOM 2.0 film?