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"I'm a Christian, I'm a conservative, and I'm a Republican in that order." Why isn't American in there Mike Pence? #RNCinCLE

"you know they hate you right" "never knew how much till now." literally Tuesday night. #blackish

@AnnaKendrick47 @LilAngelK8 and also completely wrong. As a man, I don't speak about women/men like that. Only immature boys talk like that.

@cenkuygur That's cause they are busy proving who is a true progressive. That's a huge part of the last few days in the DNC primary.

@corybarker it pulled a maron.

@dannyvincent36 @ClayMiller44 @sonofodysseus Give phone a few hours. Might take some time for phone carrier/IPS to update.

@Henderson_Joe Play with the devil and you get...burned? I feel like that should be a saying if it isn't.

@JerrySeinfeld Sequel idea you now can't use: Barry is to trade with new bee colony only it's missing like Roanoke.

@jk_rowling Since the bad guys in Potterverse are always fascists, wondering if a Trump-like figure will take over the magic world.

@Josh_Friedman I tried that once and it felt like I was cheating and it didn't feel natural and decided to just not do it.

@MattOswaltVA @brianstelter The worst blunder in American politics remains Thomas Eagleton. Come on!

@mikeryan Texas likes the IDEA of secession but like it doesn't actually want it to happen. Cause it IS dumb.

@Oh_my_its_Heezy @RobertPicardo BUT HER COVFEFES!

@pourmecoffee Meanwhile Trump is trying to rig the election by suppressing minorities from voting because he can't win with popular vote.

@TheAVClub decided that even though it didn't air tonight, to post a recap of Pitch. https://t.co/8odrcCaxF0