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@spurs God that tells you just as much about Malone and Stockton than our guys.

RT @dubstep4dads: BOSS: sir your resume is just a hand drawn picture of a guy doing sick BMX tricks ME: yeah. that's me BOSS: [under his br…

@FoxNews @ChrisChristie Considering they've killed more unarmed people than terrorists since 9/11...

@TheGolden_0ne @TomKBaltimore Raiders have already volunteered; would have to switch with Arizona or, ironically, St. Louis.

He exhumed the best in the oddities and transcendence of Man and modern music. Safe travels you beautiful galactic man. #RIPDavidBowie

Greg Abbott has called to restore the Constitution by bringing back its shitty prequel the Articles of Confederation. Oh joy!

@ValerieAstra God as our witness. Let's make some dang art!

@kristaferanka Superman: Secret Identity

@JMcDonald_SAEN @russbengtson Honestly the fact that Schwarzenegger is the only true Reagan Republican out there is its own depressing fact.

@VICE So essentially it's the Bruno skit come to life.

An actual conversation because I'm a grown adult man who loves animation and adorable things.… https://t.co/9YgoOYCnV7

RT @ValerieAstra: Thank you @hughhowey for sharing this gem. I needed it. https://t.co/qe9NmZxXEW

RT @LAist: Visit Over 20 Southern California Museums For Free On January 30 https://t.co/5pgBt3CPeb https://t.co/nxv2UaE6HG

@VICE Alone and Numb are easily the most depressing and soul-crushing 23 minutes of television ever produced.

RT @FinnfromStarWar: Rey: the sky is really beautiful tonight. Finn: you know who's even more beautiful? Rey: *blushes* who? Finn: poe

@PavelGaborik Not even dissing Luke and Rey's a wish fulfillment character for sure but that's FINE because Star Wars IS wish fulfillment.

.@BillSimmons Hypothetical: would Falcons, Bills been better with Rex in Atl and Quinn in Buffalo? Yes or double yes?

@Parsley4TheWin @JasonDrawhorn @Ali_my_champ Hell, look at "in nomine Patris et Filli et Spiritus Sancti". That's in every Latin course.

@Parsley4TheWin @JasonDrawhorn @Ali_my_champ This was equivalent of writing Latin version of Bible verse. Your paranoia's showing bruh.

Crazy NBA stat: #2 Spurs is 3.5 games behind #1 Warriors; the Hawks, 10th in the East, are 3.5 games behind #1 Cleveland. Real nutty season.

@CNN Projecting much Miss Palin?

@blacksab67 @TheJohnDiMaggio Well that's one way to measure your midichlorians.

RT @Whataburger: Find someone who looks at you the way the way you look at Whataburger.

@CNN @AlisynCamerota So I trust the casino-owning, thrice-divorced cutthroat comic strip parody of a businessman!

@gabwinone So that statistic Trump barfed out was literally the opposite. It's not black-on-black, it's American-on-American.