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drdungbeetle

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  1. 1 minute ago, aabattery said:

     

    Lmao @ you accusing other people of being jackasses.

    Dude, they whizzed the franchise down the toilet. Transformers are gonna be about as relevant as GI JOE is now in 5 years. People on here are just reluctant to admit that because they haven't adjusted to the "Bay can't auto-win by throwing 250 mil at the problem" yet. It's not my fault if people can't accept the fact that I'm pissed that my favorite childhood franchise will soon be in He-Man territory thanks to Paramassare's "writer's room".

  2. 1 minute ago, Chewy said:

     

    Harriet Tubman wasn't mentioned once in the original animated series! Not once!

    I know you think acting like a jackass is cool and all, but nobody wanted this script. Not original series fans OR modern ones. Doesn't the collapse indicate this?

     

    (Also its hilarious how Woke Michael Bay wrote in Tubman but neglected the Trail of Tears. Guess Autobots only care about minority groups if they have someone represented in fifth grade history classes)

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  3. Just now, That One Guy said:

    Also lmao my reactions at The Last Knight consisted of unintentional laughter in a theater like 30% full and uneasy murmuring. One person coming out of the theater said it was a "colossal piece of shit" and there were was like a fucking daycare group of kids and I heard like two of them audibly complain about how boring the movie was when I was walking out.  If Bay can't entertain 4 year olds with fighting robots you've fucked up

    Of course, he could've bothered watching the source material instead of thinking that Anthony Hopkins trying to grope women would somehow bring home the bacon.

  4. Just now, That One Guy said:

     

    Does anyone care about the Transformers mythos.  Let's be honest

    Us people that actually watched it when we grew up care. And that doesn't change the fact that "robots in disguise" is an utterly fucking stupid concept in Ancient Rome. "FEAR ME, I AM PILLARCON, WITH THE POWER TO FALL ON PEOPLE!!!" Other than having Russell Crowe come back to life as Maximus for some reason, there is no conceivable hook for "giant robots in Ancient Rome where they don't belong." 

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