Water Bottle

RT @20thcenturyfox: For those attending the #StarWarsPremiere tonight who want to keep it old school, just add this... https://t.co/gK29U1b…

I edited #Indiegogo materials for #EternalCamping today to reflect script changes. https://t.co/s6H6XKfzIy

...

Merry Christmas!

Is it bad that I learned all about sex from Family Guy, Futurama, and South Park? Nah, I'm sure I'll be fine.

We should hate #WorkIt because it looks like the worst show of the season, not because of any "message" it might send.

There's nothing like putting a group above comedy to make it equal. It's like setting it apart from everyone else. #Glaad #WorkIt

Consider me excited for the Dark Knight Rises.

Just bought Christmas presents. The scary thing? They'll probably get there before me!

After all these years, the #Chuck score remains amazing.

There's a new show on #CBS coming January. It's called Rob-about a white guy who marries into a Mexican family. My reaction: Fuck off CBS.

You know what sucks? Finals. GAH!

...