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Posts posted by Eric the Marxist
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10 minutes ago, Blankments said:
real talk; my dream pitch in Hollywood right now would be Santa Clause Reboot-Sequel with Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson
Imagine Hart (essentially playing himself) stuck in L.A. shooting a film at Christmas with one of his sons sticking around because he wants to spend Christmas with his dad. The Rock hangs out at the house too but then Tim Allen Santa lands on the roof. At his son and the Rock's behest, Hart goes to check it out, and yells up to Santa, but Santa trips in shock and falls off the mansion, giving Tim Allen his only line:
Kevin Hart puts on the now empty suit and the rest of it is a remake/sequel of The Santa Clause that adds in Hollywood satire (Kevin Hart has gained some weight!) while answering unanswered questions about the original Santa Clause trilogy (what happens to the Mrs. Claus? Does Santa really die? Are there ghost Santas?). I really want this to be made
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My birthday movie this year's Coco. (Technically it's Call Me By Your Name, but it won't be out in my town.) I'm honestly so privileged to have my birthday on Thanksgiving week, bc there's always at least one bomb-ass movie out on that week.
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9 minutes ago, grey ghost said:
If Get Out and Hidden Figures can get a Black History Month bump then why not a CBM based on the first black superhero?
80% of Get Out's run was in March.
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Can't make it, since I'm in college and would probably have to take a plane to get to Toronto. Of course, if you're ever in Philly, definitely try to hit me up.
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23 minutes ago, That One Guy said:
Ok, the fuck? There's a trailer attached to Cars 3 next week called "Olaf's Frozen Adventure."
http://digitalcinema.bydeluxe.com/site/dlxportal/docs/CARS3_US-INTEROP-232488.pdf
That's the Frozen Christmas special supposed to air in a few months. Why is it playing with Cars 3? Because...uhh...Wrinkle in Time isn't ready with a trailer yet?
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Fun fact: William Moulton Marston was apparently obsessed with bondage...so that'll be an interesting scene.
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13 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:
This post literally makes no sense, even by your standards.
I think it was sarcasm?
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15 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:
Something different from the countless updates every time a new movie gets scheduled: What will be #1 every weekend:
January 5: Star Wars
January 12: The Papers
January 19: The Papers
January 26: The Papers
February 2: The Papers
February 9: Fifty Shades Freed
February 16: Black Panther
February 23: Black Panther
March 2: Red Sparrow
March 9: A Wrinkle in Time
March 16: A Wrinkle in Time
March 23: Robin Hood
March 30: Ready Player One
April 6: Ready Player One
April 13: The New Mutants
April 20: The New Mutants
April 27: The New Mutants
May 4: Avengers
May 11: Avengers
May 18: Avengers
May 25: Han Solo
June 1: Deadpool 2
June 8: Deadpool 2
June 15: The Incredibles 2
June 22: Jurassic World 2
June 29: Jurassic World 2
July 6: Ant-Man and the Wasp
July 13: Ant-Man and the Wasp
July 20: Alita Battle Angel
July 27: Mission Impossible 6
August 3: The Predator
August 10: The Predator
August 17: The Predator
August 24: The Predator
August 31: The Predator
September 7: The Predator (holy shit Hollywood, get your schedule together)
September 14: The Equalizer 2
September 21: Goosebumps 2
September 28: A Star is Born
October 5: Venom
October 12: First Man
October 19: First Man
October 26: First Man
November 2: Mulan
November 9: The Grinch
November 16: Fantastic Beasts 2
November 23: Ralph Breaks the Internet
November 30: Ralph Breaks the Internet
December 7: Ralph Breaks the Internet
December 14: Animated Spider-Man
December 21: Aquaman
December 28: Mary Poppins Returns
Studio breakdown:
Fox: 18 weekends (The Papers x5, Red Sparrow, New Mutants x3, Deadpool x2, Alita, Predator x6)
Disney: 17 weekends (Star Wars, Black Panther x2, Wrinkle in Time x2, Avengers x3, Han Solo, Incredibles, Ant-Man x2, Mulan, Ralph x3, Mary Poppins)
Universal: 7 weekends (Fifty Shades, JW x2, First Man x3, The Grinch)
Sony: 4 weekends (Equalizer, Goosebumps, Venom, Spider-Man)
Warner: 4 weekends (Ready Player One x2, A Star is Born, Aquaman)
Lionsgate: 1 weekend (Robin Hood)
Paramount: 1 weekend (Mission Impossible)
Goddamn, we're about to go into Fox domination next year.
Disney has an untitled Fairy Tale film on the same release date as Predator, though. Also, the New Line horror movie releasing in September is likely going to be the sequel to It.
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In just this decade, we've gotten two Mr. Show reunions. I am pleased.
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It's a miracle. Terry Gilliam has finished shooting 'The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.' pic.twitter.com/YMbIMjFNjH
— The Film Stage ? (@TheFilmStage) June 4, 2017- 5
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Chris Rock is the best Chris.
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Alright...first attempt.
1. Avengers: Infinity War: $500M
2. Jurassic World 2: $475M
3. Han Solo: $410M
4. Incredibles 2: $390M
5. Grinch: $340M
6. Black Panther: $315M
7. Deadpool 2: $300M
8. Ready Player One: $285M
9. Mulan: $265M
10. Aquaman: $250M
11. Ant-Man and the Wasp: $220M
12. Mary Poppins Returns: $210M
13. Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-it Ralph 2: $195M
14. Fantastic Beasts 2: $195M
15. Mission: Impossible 6: $165M
16. New Mutants: $140M
17. Rampage: $140M
18. Animated Spider-Man: $140M
19. Ocean's 8: $135M
20. Hotel Transylvania 3: $135M
21. Skyscraper: $130M
22. Venom: $130M
23. X-Men: Dark Phoneix: $130M
24. Alita: $125M
25. First Man: $125M
26. Mortal Engines: $120M
27. A Wrinkle in Time: $110M
28. Peter Rabbit: $105M
29. The Predator: $105M
30. Fifty Shades Freed: $100M
31. Bumblebee: $100M
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6 minutes ago, iHeartJames said:
i woke up this morning and my pussy was so sore. I must have tossed and turned something wicked
You need God.
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Before we all get distracted by the numbers, let's all remember what could've been.
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27 minutes ago, bruchav said:
'Wonder Woman' Readies for $95M-Plus U.S. Debut
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-preview-wonder-woman-readies-95m-us-debut-1009179
Also of note, CU is tracking in the $25 million range. (It also apparently only costed $38M to produce...wow.)
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Branagh's accent.
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11 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:
This is a surprise?
He's by far a bigger name than all of them with the possible exception of Pfeiffer (and he's had more recent hits than her).
It seems pretty standard to me.
My Teigen gif is more annoyance than shock or surprise. I get why Depp's above, but I've got personal biases, both in my love for the three, and my...love for two.
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The usual ComScore thing isn't up (either that, or they haven't updated, and it will be put up later) but the article states:
-175K social media conversations for Spider-Man: Homecoming last week, 1.87 million cumulative convos
-120K for The Last Jedi, 1.83 million total
-100K for Wonder Woman
-16.7K for Cars 3
-16.4K for Dunkirk, 833K total
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Crowd Reports Thread
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Wonder Woman
June 11, 1:00PM, 40% full
Trailers
Valerian "Stars of Hope" Ad
Thor: Ragnarok: some whispers
47 Meters Down: No reactions, outside of me quietly laughing at how dumb it looks
The Hitman's Bodyguard
Transformers: The Last Knight
Atomic Blonde
Murder on the Orient Express (Around that trailer, a group of teenagers started yapping and giggling to themselves throughout the rest of the previews, which was...not fun.)
Geostorm
Blade Runner 2049
Some laughs throughout. No applause or anything, but it looked like my audience enjoyed it.