Eric Prime

NOBODY TOLD ME THIS EXISTED BEFORE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

It was all my plan. Expose all y'all asses the day the sequel was announced just to rub it in further. Guys, I feel like I'm living Life 2 right now. Everything is just so wonderful!!!!! 🤩

OH FUCK I FORGOT WONKA IS IN 2023 TOO Ann Sarnoff, let it be known that you are the most wonderful, most incredible woman in the world and may God bless you for every day of your entire life. Bob Iger/Chapek, you lot can also go to hell for not giving me Timothee as Prince Eric, the role the people have demanded for decades! Fuck outta here! 😠

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So now you're saying Dune Part 1 is the greatest film ever created and that Timothee Chalamet is the most beautiful man in the world, correct?

Obviously this is fine where it is, but I kinda thought it would get the pre-Thanksgiving release date, even with the new Marvel title two weeks earlier, since it's still far enough from Rogue Squadron. Doesn't really matter too much I suppose.

Moderation Not The Last Jedi thread. Not doing this today.

BTW shout out to @The Panda and @lorddemaxus and some other dudes I can't remember right now for always being on this movie's side since Day 1. You're the only friends I need in this sad, miserable world.

Who's the flop now?

Moderation Alright, I think this argument has gone on long enough. Gosling is Ken, end of story. Excel, quit talking about the actors you think deserved it more, because you're just derailing the whole thread by this point.

Eternals Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-10 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 60 1906 12007 15.87% Total Seats Sold Today: 116 Comp 0.862x of Black Widow T-10 (11.37M) 1.612x of Shang-Chi T-10 (14.19M) I still have concerns over the next few days. Menor's sales weren't that pretty, and this could simply be one good day followed by a bad day or two. But this seems like a decent round of sales for the moment.

My Hero Academia: World Heroes' Mission Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report Monday Before Release Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 41 787 7848 10.03% Comp 0.600x of Dune Monday Before Release (3.06M) I uh...don't have any Demon Slayer comps, but Dune was also a fan-driven thing, so I guess it counts?

Last Night in Soho Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-3 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 19 202 2957 6.83% Comp 1.496x of Old T-3 (2.24M) 1.611x of Don't Breathe 2 T-3 (1.61M) Dolby's carrying the bulk of this movie's sales, but...that's true with pretty much every movie, so at least it's easy to predict which of the two horror openers will do better this weekend.

Antlers Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-3 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 16 57 2007 2.84% Comp 2.036x of Night House T-3 (529K) 1.965x of Malignant T-3 (3.93M) Honestly not that bad for a low-budget feature with limited marketing. Can't underestimate a horror movie coming out on Halloween weekend I suppose.

The bizarre hatred for Black Widow here is perplexing to me. So many users act as if it's an affront to God, but it's really just a fine, mildly amusing summer action title. If that's the movie that gets you so worked up and angry, you clearly have not seen too many bad movies.

Ohhhh that header. Love to see it!

The usual review bump in sales that comes when a film unleashes its first reviews, especially if reviews are great, was nonexistent last night. It's not that hard to see a scenario where the film's sales drop like a cliff.