[How Many Movies Have You Seen in Theaters? | 2017 Edition]

January  6 | XXX: The Return of Xander Cage

January 14 | Monster Trucks

 

February 10 | The Lego Batman Movie

February 11 | John Wick Chapter 2

February 19 | The Great Wall

 

March 4 | Logan

March 13 | Kong: Skull Island

March 17 | Ghost in the Shell

March 25 | Beauty and the Beast

March 26 | Power Rangers

 

April 15 | The Fate of the Furious

April 22 | The Boss Baby

 

May 12 | Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2

May 19 | Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

 

June 2 | Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

June 3 | Wonder Woman

June 10 | The Mummy

June 24 | Cars 3

 

July 1 | Transformers: The Last Knight

July 3 | Despicable Me 3

July 8 | Spiderman: Homecoming

July 15 | War for the Planet of the Apes

July 21 | Dunkirk

July 22 | Valerian

[Valerian (2017)]

Didn't like this at all. The two leads were just awful. Dane Dehaan was miscast and his horrid performance completely ruined the film and Cara Delevingne is just a shit actress. Most of the dialogue was cringey and awful and the romance between the two leads was just incredibly half-assed. The film was also way to fucking long. So many useless scenes could have been cut to streamline this mess. Overall it was pretty terrible but what do you expect from a shit director like Luc Bensson?

D-

[Ready Player One | March 29, 2018 | Spielberg directing | No untagged spoilers allowed]

That racing scene wasn't in the original book. Looks like there going to make some drastic changes. I hope they keep in the Ultraman vs Mechagodzilla fight.

[Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | July 21, 2017 | FLOP OF THE YEAR]

I don't understand why they didn't release this next weekend. The last weekend of July is empty so there was no reason to go head to head with Dunkirk.

[Box Office Theory's Most Anticipated Films]

1. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

2. Thor: Ragnarok

3.. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

4. Kingsman: The Golden Circle

5. Ready Player One

6. The Hitman's Bodyguard

7. Black Panther  

8. Bumblebee

9. Logan Lucky

10. Coco

[Aladdin live action movie | 24 MAY 2019 | Disney | 7th most profitable movie of 2019. Disney does it again!]

Yeah I really hope Guy Ritchie gets replaced by someone else.

[Aladdin live action movie | 24 MAY 2019 | Disney | 7th most profitable movie of 2019. Disney does it again!]

Naomi Scott was good in Power Ranger so I'm glad to see her get more roles.

[Box Office Theory's Most Anticipated Films]

1. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

2. Thor: Ragnarok

3. Dunkirk

4. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

5. Kingsman: The Golden Circle

6. The Hitman's Bodyguard

7. Black Panther  

8. Bumblebee

9.Logan Lucky

10. Coco

[AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! The Hitman's Bodyguard over 90M DOM club - The club's doors have closed]

This is an easy IN.

[Despicable Me 3 | June 30, 2017 | First Trailer on Page 9]

Trey Parker was the only enjoyable thing in this film.

[Venom | 5 OCTOBER 2018 | Sony | Tom Hardy is Venom. Social Media reactions coming in]

7 hours ago, NoobSaibot said:

Jesus. Did these clowns learn nothing from Batman v. Superman or Spider-Man 3? They're cramming too many character into one movie. Not a good support for your hypothetical tentpole series, Sony.

I'm not surprised. Amazing Spiderman 2 also had way too much shit crammed into it. Looks like Sony learned nothing from their past mistakes. 

[Transformers 5 vs Pirates 5 vs Mummy - You must watch all 3 before voting.]

Pirates wins due to being just mediocre. The other two are really fucking terrible but I'd give the edge to Transformers just because of Anthony Hopkins and his robo butler.

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I'm from Compton California, so team North America.

[Ready Player One | March 29, 2018 | Spielberg directing | No untagged spoilers allowed]

I'm really excited for this. The book was pretty meh but the premise is perfect for a film.

[My Little Pony: The Movie | Oct 6 2017 | Emily Blunt. Sia joins voice cast.]

5 minutes ago, AJG said:

This strikes me as one of those movies that's gonna get released in cinemas and be online in HD less than a week after. One of those kinda cheap films.

Yeah this looks like something that was meant to go straight to video but for some reason got a theatrical release.

[My Little Pony: The Movie | Oct 6 2017 | Emily Blunt. Sia joins voice cast.]

God this looks terrible. Can't see this doing more than 35m.

[Box Office Theory's Most Anticipated Films]

1. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

2. Avengers: Infinity War

3. War for the Planet of the Apes

4. Star Wars: The Last Jedi

5. Kingsman: The Golden Circle

6. The Incredibles 2

7. Black Panther  

8. Bumblebee

9. Thor: Ragnarok

10. Coco

[Jurassic Park (1993)]

My favorite film of all time. I never saw it in theaters but I had the vhs and I used to watch it constantly.

[Geostorm | 10.20.2017 | Dean Devlin directs. Gerard Butler, Andy Garcia. The world ends in IMAX 3D. New even more ridiculous and more awesome trailer on page 25]

I think the vfx look acceptable. They'll be fine as long as they focus on the destruction and don't have to much talking.

[Geostorm | 10.20.2017 | Dean Devlin directs. Gerard Butler, Andy Garcia. The world ends in IMAX 3D. New even more ridiculous and more awesome trailer on page 25]

This looks awsome. I'm glad they delivered on the destruction porn.

[Geostorm | 10.20.2017 | Dean Devlin directs. Gerard Butler, Andy Garcia. The world ends in IMAX 3D. New even more ridiculous and more awesome trailer on page 25]

3 minutes ago, grim22 said:

 

San Andreas was better in terms of D-Porn than the actual Emmerich movie released last year which just seemed to forget why the audience shows up for an Emmerich movie.

Yeah Resurgence was fucking terrible. It had less destruction porn than the original despite having a bigger budget.

[Geostorm | 10.20.2017 | Dean Devlin directs. Gerard Butler, Andy Garcia. The world ends in IMAX 3D. New even more ridiculous and more awesome trailer on page 25]

25 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

 San Andreas was terrific, on the D-Porn scale i'd give it a 8,5.

I really enjoyed San Adreas. I hope this is as good as that.

[Geostorm | 10.20.2017 | Dean Devlin directs. Gerard Butler, Andy Garcia. The world ends in IMAX 3D. New even more ridiculous and more awesome trailer on page 25]

I'm in as long as they deliver on the cgi destruction porn.

[Transformers: The Last Knight | 6/21/2017 | Big Budget, Weak OW?]

This will end up grossing less than the first film despite inflation and a larger budget. That must be really disappointing for Paramount since they were hoping this would kickstart a cinematic universe.

[War For The Planet Of The Apes | July 14, 2017 | First Trailer on Page 18]

I really hope this overperforms since I loved the first two films.