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Movie Recipes

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Sometimes watching a movie just won't do. You also want to eat that movie. That's why there's Movie Recipes.

 

Okay, for those who don't know what Movie Recipes are, it's where you take a movie and make a recipe out of it. It was created by the same guy who did Cinema Sins and here's an example of how it works.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMeeMWcvFc4&list=UUYUQQgogVeQY8cMQamhHJcg

 

Now, make your own. Here's one I cooked up earlier.

 

Riddick Pizza

 

1. First we need to make the dough. Now, dough is normally made with flour, yeast and water. However, to represent the gritty nature of the movie, we're going to add some sand and mud. Mix well.

 

2. Once you've made the dough, roll it into a pizza shape. Then coat it with tomato puree to represent all the blood/gore/violence. In fact, don't just coat it. Spread it everywhere. Soak the dough in it.

 

3. Next for the toppings. Add plenty and plenty of cheese. Next, cut several small figures out of a slices of ham to represent the characters. Make sure Riddick, Daul and Santana's characters are more hammier than the others. Coat Riddick's character in diesel. Because it's Vin Diesel. No-one's fooled.

 

4. Finally, take a DVD of Pitch Black and smash it into little pieces. Sprinkle the pieces over the pizza and make absolutely no effort to hide it. Because Riddick is basically Pitch Black anyway.

 

5. Cook and enjoy. 

 

Now make your own.

 

Note: I don't actually hate Riddick.

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