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  1. I just bet big real money on Birds of Prey becoming a moderate cult hit.

     

    Better don't fuck me up, DC!!

     

    For almost all of you who don't know - Harley acquired an overnight stellar popularity after Suicide Squad. It doesn't matter one bit if the film was stupid. Her popularity reached Deadpool, for fuck's sake!

     

    I should know, I'm a big merch seller.

     

    So let's hope this cheapo movie can at least bring back Harley's glory days. I am still positive that it can't make her more popular - but not destroying her would also be OK.

     

    PS: Why post in a Marvel thread - you should ask the mods. I hate DC LESS than Marvel - still banned from all DC threads, including my favourite Joker movie. Genius.

  2. 17 hours ago, dudalb said:

    Thank you, Captain Obvious...…...

    It's been very clear for a while that another "Deadpool" is what they are pretty much aiming for with this.

     

    Yeah, but I'm saying they can't do it - so they better don't try. Deadpool is one of those inimitable things.

     

    Anyway. I'm getting much more different vibes from their promos - some artsy-fartsy anti-Suicide Squad* with ugly look and a hyena. Only good thing is the hyena.

     

    * which is a mistake; Harley was extremely popular in SS, I know better than anyone else, because I sell merch. Not broken - don't fix it.

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  3. LOL, this film was rated R??!!

     

    It could have been WAY more atmospheric and terrifying. I expected and wanted it to be, considering its topic.

     

    See the brilliant The Cut (2014) of Fatih Akin - about the Armenian genocide. Now that is a movie I could never forget. Absolutely ghastly and soul-stirring.

     

    While 1917 here was like a walk in the park, literally. 😕

     

    I like many things about it - but it was boring, frankly. First 15 minutes are great, with all the tension and anticipation - and then when you expect to descent in HELL, it just gets slower and more boring all the way to the end.

  4. 2 hours ago, dudalb said:

    Find a new shtick, guy.

     

    What, woman?

    Become a sheep like the rest

    who BAAAdmouth a movie they haven't seen

    because it is a kids movie - but not the Avengers kids movie

    and because a critic told them to, because she was bitter that she was thrown out from an UK showing?

     

    Never! The Shay is the dog that bites the sheep's legs.

     

    PS: And I'm very glad Universal threw out the ungrateful critics from their UK showings. More studios should do this. And next time they should also beat them with sticks!

  5. 1 hour ago, dudalb said:

    Uh, a lot of us were predicting what would happen with Dolittle before it opened.

     

    Yeah, because it's expensive.

     

    But everything else was off base. The movie is very good and highly original. Downey is brilliant. This role was much fresher for him than his tired Tony 3000 Stark routine. I would watch Dolittle a second time just for him - and I love animals and CGI spectacle.

     

    Also, the movie started much better than you people gloated. So there.

     

    Too bad Universal chickened out and buried it here. It would have been a hit in December.

  6. On 1/17/2020 at 2:53 AM, Yandereprime101189 said:

    Outside of the tiger sequence, this movie was an apocalyptic misfire

     

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    THE TIGER DOES NOT SAY "HELLO LUNCH," a line that's all over the trailers and movies.

     

    This coming from the guy that loves Michael Bay's Transformers films.

     

    Eh, how do you expect "a guy that loves Michael Bay's Transformers films" - the lowest of the low in world cinema - to even begin to be able to comprehend a subtle and heartfelt, genuinely funny artistic movie like Dolittle?

     

    Yes, I've just seen it.

    Yes, it's great.

    Yes, you gloaters in this thread suck.

  7. On 12/12/2019 at 2:27 PM, marveldcfox said:

    There was no point of mad max 4, but it came and gave folks something to cheer about. However, it was a flop.

     

    Yeah, Mad Max 4 came and was only the best movie ever made in the history of cinema. And still is.

     

    The new Matrix (trilogy?) will be far from perfect, of course - but at least it will allow the trans-sisters to reclaim the BO throne and have their revenge on all you backwater people, who could not apprehend how incredibly ahead of its time their Jupiter Ascending was.

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  8. 9 hours ago, Ninenin said:

    Dead titties, dead fat people being ran over whilst Will Smith quotes "that shit is nasty", gay innuendos, dead titties, 15 year old Megan Fox being a stripper cameo, racist banter and did i mention dead titties. 

     

    If this film was released today, critics would have a meltdown

     

     

    You just sold me here. I'll make an exception and see this old movie.

     

    The Shay likes everything that the lib critics shit on.

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  9. 34 minutes ago, DAJK said:

    Don't have to see the first two to enjoy it?

     

    Definitely not. It has got everything they had - but better. I even feel I've watched them already - just by seeing the new one.

     

    21 minutes ago, tonytr87 said:

    Bad Boys and Bad Boys II are not "old movies." 

     

    Oh, but they are: 1995 and 2003. Bet they look like shit by today's standards. And especially right after I've seen the new one on IMAX screen, baby.

     

    Most movies before 2005 look bad. 2005 is when cinema won me back again - before that I had stopped watching movies for 10 years straight. After 2005 - never missed a single movie, lol. Hmm, maybe it's also because I got rich in 2005 - before that, I was starving.

  10. Hahahahaha, so what is the conclusion?

     

    Kick Bay out - and everything will be fine! :)

     

    I would actually believe that one. As much as I hate the critics - I hate Bay more. Such a dumb ugly fuck - with barely a good movie at all. Good thing for him is there's an unending supply of adolescent or sub-intelligent males who fall for such movies. But that's where the Fast & Furious movies took the cake, even worse than Bay.

     

    So, now that I know that Bay was kicked out like a dog - I am definitely seeing this movie. Will Smith has deserved it - with Aladdin alone.

     

    In fact, I'm seeing it right NOW! There's a Wednesday night IMAX! preliminary showing, that costs twice as much as a normal one. The Shay is rich, I'll call my driver and go see it right now.

  11. Finally saw this, after they released it by mistake in my country.

     

    God, Ryan is such a liberal pansy... Now it makes sense why he butchered Star Wars like that.

     

    However, the Shay don't care about stupid politics - and this KO movie was actually good. RJ's first good movie ever!

     

    Five more of these - while never even mentioning Star Wars till the end of his life - and we might forgive the Episode 8 fiasco.

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