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I see the thread up, come into it, thinking "wow, a teaser" - and what do I get??
Vegemite...
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On 12/18/2019 at 12:07 AM, Darth Lehnsherr said:
Dunno I still find it weird this is a Pixar film and not say a Disney Animation Film or a Dreamworks film. Still looks good and I'm sure comedic and emotional elements with the dad will work.
Exactly!!
It was high time Pixar finally learned from their betters. Disney and Dreamworks animations almost always rock.
NOT the case with Pixar...
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On 12/17/2019 at 4:30 PM, filmlover said:
Finally!! A good, fun animated movie - by none other than Pixar!! 😕 I've been waiting for, like, ages... They make only one or two movies a decade that are above their average.
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OMG @ the Knives Out talk in this thread...
No one even saw that movie, especially in Shayland (Bulgaria) where it didn't even get a release - so any thought it may influence anything is... I can't even find a strong enough word here, which is a rarity for the Shay.
But hearing you talk about genre bending and SUBVERTING (shudder) immediately makes me think about one thing: did RJ try to f*ck up another brand here? He was extremely successful in destroying Star Wars, as can be seen by last BO numbers.
I wasn't even going to torrent-see his movie - but now I might have to, in order to attack it better.
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9 minutes ago, Snark88 said:
I'm kinda surprised if he's not gonna be THE guy to spearhead future Star Wars films. If I were in his shoes, I would've looked at Endgame as my Marvel Swansong, and then move on to other projects and pass the torch to someone else to lead the MCU.
But I guess he wants to keep going. Dude must really love Marvel.
Marvel is doomed (to mediocrity) from now on - with or without Feige.
But without him - yeah, they'd be even worse, lol.
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Soo?? Has TROS (The Revenge of the Shay) exploded yet?
I have promised you hundreds of millions - and I keep my word. Are they in yet? We have to bury TLJ, and the haters who hoped TROS will do Solo numbers (lol @ the poor miscreants
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Will see it for the first time tonight @ the midnight premiere.
It's one of the best movies ever!! 10/10
Can't wait to see it six more times in the following weeks.
PS: Oh, and LOL @ at the haters voting F. Deal with it, your precious Ep. 8 (TLJ) is dead and food for the fishes now.
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Oh, wait - just fucking wait... Kosinski directing this??!!
Oblivion is one of my favourite movies ever, seen it 12 times in cinemas... No way now Top Gun 2 doesn't look good.
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On 12/16/2019 at 10:45 PM, JB33 said:
As long as you take the stick outta your ass, there's no reason why someone wouldn't find this movie hilarious and good fun,
It's kinda lowbrow though, really.
Also, I must like this stick up my ass, being bisexual.
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This is a fucking teaser - trailer has to be 20 times better.
Still, Cruise has my trust, and Connelly is the finest MILF walking this Earth right now.
But they better amp up the visuals, or it will be a great waste.
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Hahahaha - the Frenchie could only be the EMBARRASSMENT of the decade, or the BLIND BAT of the decade, considering how impenetrably dark all his films are. They also always disappoint or outright bomb. Just wait for poor Dune...
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Yeah, don't be insulted, I just like my reviews to have some style - that is why I use evocative words. And I am well aware how unexpectedly strong the word "average" (of all words) can be, when used right.
Unfortunately, the 2 Jumanji movies (I don't understand why people try to add the older movies here, they don't match at all) are exactly that: perfectly half-assed.
Yeah, many parts are good, the actors are great - and so on - and I've seen (repeatedly) many worse movies.
However, if one part of the whole script is good, and the other bad - like in these movies, which are too basic for me - the whole ends up bad, or at best: yes, average. Also, the visuals are extremely mediocre - and that is a big NO for the Shay.
I also hate videogames* and think that game culture should stay in the nerd corner, not try for the mainstream.
* Except the old arcade games from the 90ies - actually I just bought a real arcade machine with 2000 games!
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This is one of the most AGGRESSIVELY AVERAGE movies that I have seen.
The other one being the previous Jumanji.
I can't enjoy such movie fully, nor could I endure it again. I easily rewatch even dumber movies, but they at least have good visuals - while the visuals of Jumanji are also extremely average. Bad director, I guess.
Fortunately for Jumanji though, a great part of the public is also VERY average, by definition, so these movies' success is by no means surprise for the Shay.
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THE FLASH - BOO! lame ass superheroes; they keep getting movies - even the most boring ones, like the Flash
THE UNTITLED MATRIX FILM - WTF
MORTAL KOMBAT - BOO!! stop making videogame movies - they will always, inescapably fail; and this here is the WORST game EVER!!
THE UNTITLED FRED HAMPTON PROJECT - I don't even know who that homie is
AKIRA - great; ONE good movie on their list - and they remove it... f*ck WB-
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43 minutes ago, Darth Lehnsherr said:
C'mon Shay a club like that ain't bold
enough for you
Well, I'm not bold.
I'm realistic to a fault.
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My Shay Club is up from... now, effectively:
WONDER WOMAN 2 UNDER WONDER WOMAN 1 !!
This is so-o bombing...
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Bond 5 seems like the best movie of next year. --And there's not much else, apart from it. To shed a light on why the near future looks so bleak and dire, here's the Concise Shay Guide to 2020. I've used the IMDB Top 50 list by current popularity:
Great:
No Time to Die
Onward
Mulan
Death on the Nile
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Cheap Fun:
Black Widow
The Call of the Wild
The Gentlemen
Dolittle
Top Gun: Maverick
Trolls World Tour
Raya and the Last Dragon
Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway
Highly Questionable:
Birds of Prey
Wonder Woman 1984
Tenet
Eternals
Ghostbusters
Bill & Ted Face the Music
Morbius
West Side Story
Jungle Cruise
Chaos Walking
Venom 2
A Quiet Place: Part II
The Witches
Uncharted
Last Night In Soho
Dune
Shouldn’t Be Made:
Sonic the Hedgehog
Godzilla vs. Kong
Fast & Furious 9
Bloodshot
The New Mutants
Soul
Monster Hunter
Artemis Fowl
Greyhound
Boss Level
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8 hours ago, lilmac said:
Made $600m WW, I'm surprised it took 7 years for a sequel to get made.
And it's also a brilliant movie, on top of that, which I watched 10 times in cinemas back in Dublin.
No other animation deserved a sequel more than that! Yet - this is the one that gets fucked, while other garbage (Pixar, etc.) flood cinemas.
I guess it's just the proverbial bad luck of the Shay...
PS: The other answer is - it is a DW movie. DW had lots of troubles in the recent decade (fuck Pixar for that, again!).
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2 hours ago, dudalb said:
People just don't get that the best way of dealing with an obvious troll is to just ignore him. giving him attention of any kind is just giving him what he or she wants.
LOL, the same old dude.
OR - maybe you should learn that if a man has different opinion than yours, it does NOT, actually, make him a troll?
Yeah, I get that if he is obviously smarter and bolder and funnier than you - you can feel trolled by that. But that is still a feeling you should wrestle to overcome.
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10 hours ago, aladdino said:
people falling for sayhiri's trolling and lies in december 2019??
One of the first things a wise man learns by himself is - he should never ever lie.
And since you obviously haven't gotten to this point yet - take it from me: you should not lie.
You can't win a single thing through lying - only lose.
You can't win everything by telling the truth - but you win quite a lot.
So I always tell the truth. True - telling the truth is often considered trolling. But this is not my problem, is it.
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Is this worth torrenting?
I never watched TV in my life - but if this is 10% as good visually as the cinema Star Wars, I might give it a try. For 10 minutes. But it's not. TV always sucks.
It looked shabby in the trailer - but I appreciate Taika, and if this is indeed his movie, the humour might be worth it.
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On 11/25/2019 at 8:35 AM, marveldcfox said:
woah...your employer allowed you to take such a long vacation?
18 months? Yeah, I never had an employer. Never liked the idea of working for someone else. I've had much longer leisure periods.
But the Dublin vacation is notorious, because I went there solely to binge-watch CINEMA movies, in their multiplex (average of twice a day for the whole period!) - effectively becoming the first Cinema Tourist in the World!
Just the Shay making history...
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This movie should have been made so long ago:
1. when the character was still alive, and
2. when the other female lead MCU movie, with a much more unpleasant lead character (Captain Marvel), didn't exist even as a concept in Marvel's greedy heads yet.
Now BW will inevitably be perceived as an afterthought.
But if they create a miracle and make a mini - Winter Soldier out of this (highly unlikely) - then OK.
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Underestimate it at your own peril!!
It was high time Pixar finally learned from their betters. Disney and Dreamworks animations almost always rock.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings | Marvel Studios | 92% RT & 99% VA Score | ONLY IN THEATERS Sep 3 2021
in Box Office Discussion
Posted · Edited by shayhiri
Yeah, I don't really care about any Marvel stuff - except this (because it's Asian and martial arts), Dr. Strange (because it is shaman fantasy), and Thor (if it is Taika).
Hmm - that's actually a lot; that means they dropped most of their dumber stuff when Avengers ended for good - and kept only the cooler projects. It seems Feige maybe listened to the Shay.