Yeah no. There were open seats available, and without reserved seats, I would be allowed to move to a better spot and not deal with an annoying little girl babble throughout the film, jump up and down in her seat whenever exciting stuff happens, and make an obnoxious “ooohhh” sound whenever someone says a swear word. But with reserved seats, I have to deal with a nuisance who shouldn’t even be at a movie theater on a Sunday night, who is basically nothing more than the poster child of why abstinence and condoms are cool.
So yeah, please explain to me on how my awful experience would be the same if I was allowed to get out of my seat and not deal with annoying children doing annoying shit right next to me. I’d like to see you try.