Eric the Clown

Papa Feige is fucking crazy and I love him

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-12 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 2 168 10,521 31,446 33.46% Total Seats Sold Today: 161 Comp 5.531x of Once Upon’s final count (32.08M) 3.037x of It: Chapter Two (31.89M) 2.143x of Joker (28.5M) 15.095x of Maleficent (34.72M) 12.079x of Terminator (28.39M) 3.130x of Frozen II (26.61M) Adjusted Comp 0.928x of Lion King (21.34M) 4.403x of Hobbs & Shaw (25.54M) And everything's back to normal. Still not sure why yesterday dropped so hard, but whatever.

Jumanji: The Next Level Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-5 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 68 182 15,850 1.15% Total Shows Added Today: 1 Total Seats Added Today: 100 Total Seats Sold Today: 16 Comp 1.028x of Maleficent 5 days before release (2.36M) 0.140x of Frozen II (1.19M) Adjusted Comp 0.385x of Hobbs & Shaw (2.23M) The H&S comp dropping gives me pause, but it's still doing okay I guess. 3M+ previews still isn't out of the question IMO

inb4 it does inbetween

Doesn't look amazing, but I'm sure it'll be a fun enough theater experience. Liked the opening "From the People Who Brought You" gag

It's only sold 5 tickets here.

That's about 14 people per theater considering the $5 tickets. At least its attendance is better than Jem probably

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-13 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 2 168 10,360 31,446 32.95% Total Shows Added Today: 1 Total Seats Added Today: 112 Total Seats Sold Today: 84 Comp 5.447x of Once Upon’s final count (31.59M) 2.991x of It: Chapter Two (31.4M) 2.110x of Joker (28.06M) 14.864x of Maleficent (34.19M) 11.894x of Terminator (27.95M) 3.082x of Frozen II (26.2M) Adjusted Comp 0.911x of Lion King (20.96M) 4.326x of Hobbs & Shaw (25.09M) This was an awful day in Philly. Very odd too, since while there were declines in other areas here in this thread, it was not more than half from yesterday. Hopefully this is just a weird fluke and things improve tomorrow, Sunday, and so on.

Jumanji: The Next Level Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-6 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 67 166 15,750 1.05% Total Shows Added Today: 6 Total Seats Added Today: 1,456 Total Seats Sold Today: 27 Comp 1.012x of Maleficent 6 days before release (2.33M) 0.136x of Frozen II (1.15M) Adjusted Comp 0.394x of Hobbs & Shaw (2.29M) I know there's doom and gloom here on Jumanji, and I'd argue things still aren't perfect, but this was a good day, and there were some clear gains here. Hoping the momentum continues.

LMAO WTF

https://www.boxofficepro.com/long-range-tracking-gretel-and-hansel-the-rhythm-section/ 8-Week Tracking and Forecasts Release Date Title 3-Day (FSS) Opening Tracking Range 3-Day (FSS) Opening Forecast % Chg from Last Week Domestic Total Range Domestic Total Forecast % Chg from Last Week Distributor 12/13/2019 Black Christmas $12,000,000 – $17,000,000 $14,000,000 $30,000,000 – $40,000,000 $37,700,000 Universal 12/13/2019 Jumanji: The Next Level $40,000,000 – $60,000,000 $44,000,000 -12% $225,000,000 – $275,000,000 $210,000,000 -21% Sony / Columbia 12/13/2019 Richard Jewell $10,000,000 – $15,000,000 $13,000,000 $60,000,000 – $80,000,000 $80,000,000 Warner Bros. 12/20/2019 Cats $10,000,000 – $20,000,000 $14,000,000 $60,000,000 – $120,000,000 $69,000,000 -8% Universal 12/20/2019 Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker $185,000,000 – $225,000,000 $200,000,000 $550,000,000 – $750,000,000 $680,000,000 Disney / Lucasfilm 12/20/2019 Bombshell (Wide Expansion) $5,000,000 – $10,000,000 $6,000,000 20% $30,000,000 – $45,000,000 $40,000,000 Lionsgate 12/25/2019 Little Women (2019) $16,000,000 – $26,000,000 $20,000,000 $80,000,000 – $120,000,000 $100,000,000 Sony / Columbia 12/25/2019 Spies in Disguise $13,000,000 – $23,000,000 $16,000,000 $70,000,000 – $110,000,000 $80,000,000 Fox / Blue Sky 12/25/2019 Uncut Gems (Wide) n/a n/a A24 1/3/2020 The Grudge (2020) $10,000,000 – $20,000,000 $14,000,000 $25,000,000 – $45,000,000 $32,000,000 Sony / Columbia 1/10/2020 1917 (Wide) $20,000,000 – $25,000,000 $23,000,000 10% $75,000,000 – $100,000,000 $90,000,000 10% Universal / DreamWorks 1/10/2020 Just Mercy (Wide) $13,000,000 – $18,000,000 $14,000,000 $50,000,000 – $70,000,000 $59,000,000 Warner Bros. 1/10/2020 Like a Boss $15,000,000 – $20,000,000 $17,000,000 $45,000,000 – $60,000,000 $51,000,000 Paramount 1/10/2020 Underwater $5,000,000 – $10,000,000 $6,500,000 $12,000,000 – $25,000,000 $18,000,000 Fox 1/17/2020 Bad Boys for Life $21,000,000 – $31,000,000 $25,000,000 $55,000,000 – $75,000,000 $64,000,000 Sony / Columbia 1/17/2020 Dolittle $30,000,000 – $50,000,000 $40,000,000 $120,000,000 – $170,000,000 $145,000,000 Universal 1/24/2020 The Gentlemen $10,000,000 – $15,000,000 $12,000,000 $30,000,000 – $50,000,000 $38,000,000 STX 1/24/2020 The Last Full Measure n/a n/a Roadside Attractions 1/24/2020 Run n/a n/a Lionsgate / Summit 1/24/2020 The Turning $10,000,000 – $15,000,000 $14,000,000 $25,000,000 – $40,000,000 $38,000,000 Universal 1/31/2020 Gretel and Hansel $5,000,000 – $10,000,000 $5,500,000 NEW $10,000,000 – $20,000,000 $11,000,000 NEW United Artists Releasing 1/31/2020 The Rhythm Section $10,000,000 – $15,000,000 $12,000,000 NEW $30,000,000 – $45,000,000 $38,000,000 NEW Paramount

It’s the toy you get your kids when the store is all out of Lego. (Although ironically I haven’t seen Playmobil in stores in over a decade) I actually grew up with a set or two as a tyke.

This is still one of my favorite reviews of all time: https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/the-oogieloves-in-the-big-balloon-adventure-yeah-i-saw-it/2012/09/05/783f5dbc-f78a-11e1-8b93-c4f4ab1c8d13_blog.html

At the very least, I am happy it isn't lower than Oogieloves. I want that record to stay #1 from now until the end of time.

https://deadline.com/2019/12/frozen-2-already-past-300m-leading-dreary-december-weekend-with-40m-playmobil-coming-apart-1202802388/

Oh that's cute. You must realize that Mickey's Law plays mind tricks on people, and while they can give other studios success, they still don't give them all the success. Joker couldn't hit 100M in its OW? Mickey's Law at work. Wonder Woman did 400M DOM but not 1B WW? Mickey's Law. SLOP and Sing did more than Zootopia and Moana DOM but less WW? Mickey's Law. Do not be fooled by the Law's trickery.

I'm too lazy to find a quote right now. But hey, you can still discuss away!

I'm lazy and don't want to find a funny quote for this. You can still discuss the movie I guess.

Trailer's tomorrow. At the very least Reynolds' YouTube channel is on point with the campaign so far.