LOGAN'sLuckyRun

I'll have you know that I was memeing since I was first born on April 20, 1995. First thing I did when I came out my mama was pull out a pair of sunglasses, lit a joint in my mouth and said my first words, "Blaze it, Fuckbois". I then did a Fortnite dance to top it all off.

So I guess a box office franchise total of $2.9b means nothing to you

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life".

MRW Toy Story 4 doesn't open with $200m: DEADLINE BETRAYED US!!!

FACT: Shadman is a depraved fuck who once got a C&D for drawing pics of Dafne Keen aka X-23 from LOGAN.

That's ridiculous! Those two are far more accurate than Deadline could ever hope to be.

Literally every time.

FACT 1: Mark Hamill voiced Chucky in a Robot Chicken sketch back in 2005. FACT 2: I don't know a single person besides myself that regularly watches Robot Chicken.

My parents gave me a playmobil set for christmas once. Then child services were called and had it rightfully replaced with Lego, a real toy.

Child's Play>TS4 OW confirmed?

How the fuck can it be so hard to just dispose of Chucky. He's like 2 feet tall. Just set him on fire, chop him up and then eat the son of a bitch. THE END. Or blow both of his arms off his stupid little body so he can't use a knife.

This has to be the most half baked, uninformed pile of horse excrement I've ever seen on this site. Only someone who is completely lacking in basic box office knowledge would think of something so unrealistic and deranged. It's making double that, AT LEAST.

It would've worked if the movies were better. Or at least on the same level as the original.

Cars 1 was legitimately good though, 2 is the only terrible one, 3 was ok. The problem with 2 was the focus on Mater and spy shit. It's such a massive departure from the original it's fucking insane. And you can tell that Pixar themselves were ashamed of the film which is why its events were never even referenced in the third movie. Pixar sequels kinda have a problem with wanting to focus on the sidekick character. Dory didn't need a movie all about her. And to add on to my earlier post: Cars merch sales might explain why 2 was greenlit but it doesn't explain why the film was so bad. Whether you want to admit it or not, Toy Story films are made with merch in mind but they're still good movies.

Cars merch doesn't even sell that well anymore. People tend to just reference those big 2011 numbers. Nowadays that shit is rotting on the shelves. https://www.marketwatch.com/story/mattel-could-get-wrecked-by-weak-cars-3-toy-sales-2017-07-28 I genuinely believe that the shittiness of Cars 2 killed further interest in the franchise. The movies are doing worse and worse BO wise. And as I said above, the merch is doing less as well. I'm also sick and goddamn tired of the dumbass myth that Pixar NEEDS to make Cars movies in order to fund their original movies. Pixar has been making movies for over a decade before Cars and they'll continue without it. I find it funny how Cars is "only made for da murch" yet fucking TOY Story isn't. TS3 brought in $2.8B in merch sales and I'm pretty sure Incredibles and Finding Whoever the Fuck did well too. Cars may be the highest selling one but I'm not sure why it's the only Pixar film that gets this scapegoat. The very same could be said for virtually ANY family film. This isn't really directed at you Barnack, just ranting.

I actually like Lee Hardcastle's work. Great animation with a gruesome twist.

Of course there's no Buzz, the bastard killed him. 😭

This would've been a better design for Chucky IMO:

I remember back when I was a kid and they played tv spots for Seed of Chucky all the fucking time on nearly every channel. It scared the shit out of me and got me into praying every night before I went to bed. Now they managed to make him even more creepy. Just look at that smile, I bet he's on those little boy chatrooms. 🤮

I heard that MIB is so bad that the movie ushers have to use a neuralyzer on each and every one of the attendants as they walk out the theater.

Eddie Murphy reprise or bust TBH.

FACT: Big willie was mad they made a MIB sequel without him so he became the genie in Aladdin in order to assassinate the film's box office.