BOF Riffing Club: Up Next - MOVIE 43 - Tonight at 11PM EST

[Fancyarcher]

Awesome more detective work.

 

Also drat, ran out of likes .

[Blankments]

THE CHERRY PIE ALWAYS GETS THEM

[Empire]

At least this is watchable *stares at Nut Job*

That is true. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

Two can play at that game!

 

Nothing here is awesome,

Nothing here is cool when your watching Nick Spark,

Nothing here is awesome,

When you're shut in the dark,

 

Nothing here is smart or new or even creative,

Side by side, all his films, are the same idea,

Word diahrrea,

Bad acting, awful scripts, total mess,

I couldn't like this film less!

 

Nothing here is awesome,

Nothing here is anything but total flob,

But at least it's better,

Than The Nut Job!

[Blankments]

I wonder when Cobie Smulders will meet Josh

[Empire]

And to think, it all started with a bike. He was making a move. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

This is a poorly shot sex scene.

[Fancyarcher]

World's Greatest Couple.

[Ezen Baklattan]

These seem like the guys who played Galaga in The Avengers.

[Empire]

Uh-Oh. Some drama is going to go down now. 

[Ezen Baklattan]

"Is this some kind of joke?"

 

Script Cliche #183

[Fancyarcher]

So does Cobie Smulders have a glorified cameo in this film? I never noticed even on first watch.

Edited September 5, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Empire]

"Who did you kill?"

[Ezen Baklattan]

The movie makes you want to feel sorry for everyone at once.

[Fancyarcher]

From the day we first stepped foot on box office forums

And ragging online

There’s more complaining to be done than ever before

More to do than can be ever screamed

There’s far too much to listen to

But the keyboards tapping high

Through the black screen

Keep big and large on the endless wrath to Nicolas Spark and Relativity

 

It’s the circle of crappy movies

And it moves us all

Through the rifting

Through Safe Haven and the Nut Job

Till We Find That Good Movie

On The Path of Blinding

In The Circle

The circle of crappy Movies

 

It’s the circle of crappy movies

And it moves us all

Through the inconsistent tones and the random shit

Through the bad acting and bad dialogue

Till we find that one amazing movie

On the path of screaming

In the circle

The circle of crappy movies

[Fancyarcher]

"This is the best pot I've ever tasted". After watching this movie, I'd like to smoke some pot myself.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Every major dramatic performance requires glass being destroyed of some variety.

[Blankments]

Two can play at that game!

 

Nothing here is awesome,

Nothing here is cool when your watching Nick Spark,

Nothing here is awesome,

When you're shut in the dark,

 

Nothing here is smart or new or even creative,

Side by side, all his films, are the same idea,

Word diahrrea,

Bad acting, awful scripts, total mess,

I couldn't like this film less!

 

Nothing here is awesome,

Nothing here is anything but total flob,

But at least it's better,

Than The Nut Job!

I'll beat you with the appropriate Best Original Song winner come February 2015.

 

I’ll comment on these crappy movies

with ne'er a fear of banning.

And gladly buff what's called Netflix

if I do watch this movie.

 

No Nutty Job, nor Safe Haven

Will stop me on these funnies

If you will promise me your likes.

And love me for this Katie.

 

My dearest Alex, my darling Jo,

Katie's mighty words astound me.

But I’ve no need of sexy scenes

When I feel your Sparks' script around me.

 

But I would bring you twists of plot,

I'd even sing you parody!

And I would post obnoxiously

if y'all would stay beside me!

 

I have no use for twists of plot,

I care not for your parody.

I only want your posts to like...

I only want you near me!

 

To comment this, to like that!

For the riffing that is seeming!

Through all films plots and climaxes,

I’ll keep your likes beside me!

 

I’ll comment on these crappy movies

with ne'er a fear of banning.

And gladly buff what's called Netflix

if I do watch this movie!

[Fancyarcher]

Now the film's turned into a psychopathic torture thriller. YES!

Edited September 5, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Ezen Baklattan]

She could have gotten a good lawyer and proposed an act of self defense. This makes the film practically avoidable.