BOF Riffing Club: Up Next - MOVIE 43 - Tonight at 11PM EST

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HE'S IN MOM'S ROOM OH NO

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Jo is bitter oooooh

[Fancyarcher]

"People here who care about you" Who? I don't see anybody.

[Empire]

Ooooh....Burn. She told her she is stuck there. 

Edited September 5, 2014 by Empire

[Fancyarcher]

So Smulders is playing the best friend. Never noticed that until now. She's not giving a damn. Is she?

[Ezen Baklattan]

Am I supposed to cry?

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Her husband is the Terminator

[Empire]

Am I supposed to cry?

 

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SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE - Miss Piggy/Alex

[Fancyarcher]

"You don't have to be scared". Great line delivery Josh.

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TIME FOR THE CLIMAX

[Fancyarcher]

So what we just saw was basically the cliche "come back to me" scene.

[Fancyarcher]

Awesome! More psychological horror slasher!

Edited September 5, 2014 by Pokearcher

[Empire]

There is still 30 minutes left. 

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OH SHIT THIS IS ILLEGAL

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on a side note, I wish the Call was on Netflix instant

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It'd be so anticlimactic if he died in a car accident on the way there

[Fancyarcher]

Such a tear-jerking emotional scene.

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FUUUUCCCK

 

MY ROOMMATE SHOWED UP

 

#MUTINGTHIS

[Ezen Baklattan]

Last one, I promise!

 

Everything I hate,

Everything is bland,

I've got a ton of funny comments

at the palm of my hand,

 

It's the opposite of perfect,

The epitome of shit,

I can't seem to stop

making fun of it,

Life's a happy riff, when there's someone by my side to riff along!

 

When you're alone, posts can be a little rough,

They make you struggle to get likes at all.

When it's just you, well forums are tough,

With just bland oscar bait in the fall.

 

Everything I hate,

Everything is bland,

I've got a ton of funny comments

at the palm of my hand,

 

It's the opposite of perfect,

The epitome of shit,

I can't seem to stop

making fun of it,

 

Life is like Free Birds,

It's homoerotic and quite absurd.

Life is like Nut Jobs,

With little moments that time robs,

Life's a happy riff, when they're someone by me side to riff along!

 

I've got all the likes that I need, right in front of me.

Nothing's stopping me, and Blank, and Archer and Empire next to me.

 

Life's a biopic, with actors sucking the academy's dick!

Life's a cartoon bomb, cause Frozen's been out for far too long

Life is full of flops, cause not every film get to the top.

Life's a love affair, with bland melodrama in the air.

Life is like The Room, with failed drama causing a boom!

Life's a razzie winner, full of parodies to last til dinner,

Life's an Uwe Boll film, hey!......yes, it is!

Life's a happy riff, when there's someone by my side to riff along!