So not Tele but my best one is where I was in college and saw this girl in the elevator. Immediately fell for her and asked for a drink. Told her how much she reminded me of Alyssa Milano.
Her response "Hi I am Alyssa and no thank you on the drink."
Lol. I do want to scream who it is but she has basically said that would be the last day we are together.
It's not that bad to be dating a wall street shill.