Eric Prime

Lean movies are better than fat movies, so I'm a-okay with that.

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are still happily together.

http://digitalcinema.bydeluxe.com/site/dlxportal/docs/A_Quiet_Place_US_Release_IOP_Letter.pdf It's 1:24 without credits, and its attachments are M:I 6 and Action Point.

If we're talking Mendes, just gonna throw out that Treat You Better is worse than cancer.

...how does that work?

Those seats were occupied for your information.

About 70% give or take 5 percentiles actually.

Oh, and RPO was....a movie, I guess.

...I didn’t know you could do that.

Wait...you can change reserved seats?

Yeah no. There were open seats available, and without reserved seats, I would be allowed to move to a better spot and not deal with an annoying little girl babble throughout the film, jump up and down in her seat whenever exciting stuff happens, and make an obnoxious “ooohhh” sound whenever someone says a swear word. But with reserved seats, I have to deal with a nuisance who shouldn’t even be at a movie theater on a Sunday night, who is basically nothing more than the poster child of why abstinence and condoms are cool. So yeah, please explain to me on how my awful experience would be the same if I was allowed to get out of my seat and not deal with annoying children doing annoying shit right next to me. I’d like to see you try.

I’m too polite and quiet. And to be fair, the parents are trying their best to behave them, but they won’t listen, because children are the worst people ever.

In the theater for RPO, and of course i’m Seated next to two seven year olds who won’t shut up and keep going in and out of their seats. I hate reserved seats.

I'm still surprised a sequel hasn't been announced yet.

A Quiet Place: $36M Blockers: $20M Chappaquiddick: $3M Miracle Season: $3M Rampage: $44M Truth or Dare: $17M Sgt. Stubby: $5M Borg vs. McEnroe: $2.5M I Feel Pretty: $20M Traffik: $5.5M Super Troopers 2: $5M Avengers: Infinity War: $218M

I'm a moron. When I was scrolling through Twitter, and saw "Risen" and "Mary Magdalene" was trending, my dumbass was confused as to why these random Christian movies were trending.