We open in a desolate castle as we see a spooky coffin in the center, an undead human with a look similar to that of the Cryptkeeper but sporting glasses who lets out a cruel cackle.
Greeting Boos and Ghouls, it is I, YourMother (cue corny lighting strikes) to deliver my most dank and terrifying reviews yet. Let’s see if the writers are SCAREly trying at all.
YourMother’s Fear IV Reviews: “Pumpkin Spiced” Fall Edition From the Crypt
So the rules are pretty SINple (hope you tolerated that puns cause there’s a few GORE)
1.) You choose 2 films, 1 of your own (if you only have one film this year, it’ll automatically be on the roster, so you pick another film of someone else instead), and 1 from some else
2.) You must all have different films as I won’t read films twice.
3.) There’ll be three mystery films I’ll review too, first person to guess correctly wins a prize.
4.) I have compiled a list of films I want to review as well. These puppies are going first, and in no order here’s the list:
One Piece: The Journey Begins
Voltron: Reunion
Earthsong: Volume 1: Haven’s Guard
Jonny Jonny (long ass title) The Movie
The Odyssey: Homecoming
Amulet II: The Last Council
Marked Up Time
Mass Effect
5.) I’ll also drop the rest of the films I’ve also read too at a later date.
I also known that I can’t start reviewing Y4 films yet but give reviews to things that have a sequel this year I didn’t read (ie Amulet, Extreme Dinosaurs, TTAFFBHv1) and other cool Y1 films:
My grading system is as follows and the memes will be posted later tonight.
0-1.9:
2.0-2.9:
3.0-3.9:
4.0-4.9:
5.0-5.9:
6.0-6.9:
7.0-7.9
8.0-8.9:
9-10