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  1. The reason TF gets such hate is the pure laziness of the franchise. I can picture the first meetings for the new transformers going like this

     

    Studio suit 1: So those china men love robots

    SS 2: Yep so lets put the robots in China

    SS 3: *snorts line of coke of hooker* And get some china peeps in it.....I'll check BING search engine

    SS1: Yeah type in 'china people' or 'karate people'

    SS 3: Fuck Yeah got a few

    SS 1: I was watching discovery last night and saw dinosaurs can we get dinosaurs in this bitch.....bitches love dinosaurs

    SS 2. YEAH and Spielberg must know some from when he worked on that movie schindlers list

    SS 3. SO we got china karate people with dinosaurs....sounds cocksuckingly great

    SS 1. We need a hot babe though. Anyone watch that Avatar movie?

    SS 2: Yeah you want some blue bitches in this flick

    SS 1. Nope I mean that Last Air Jordans movie.....got a young girl from that flick and she legal age....

    SS 3. YEAH 

    SS 1. DINO-KARATE-CHINA-HOT AIRBENDER GIRL- ROBOT ACTION...We gonna make the best movie since Freddy Got Fingered

    SS 3. YEAH and Marky Mark owes me a favour so get his ass up in this bitch too

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  2. well I guess the apocalypse is here. I did not like transformers at all. In fact I came close to hating it. Everything that I feared about the movie came true. The new story and the new characters simply don't match up to the old story and the old characters. So eventually when you get to a bunch of robots fighting each other it doesn't mean anything because you really don't care about who they are protecting and why they are fighting. So this movie is a big failure in my opinion......not good at all

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