Ozymandias

Sucks that Bayformers will only be in theaters for about 2 weeks. Now only have a short period of time to think about the possibility of seeing how King Arthur and Merlin mesh with giant robots.

Well, the first one was basically a big budget Syfy channel original movie, it was one of the funniest experiences I've had in the theater due to the crowd. The dialogue(that things part raptor... etc), the Indian guy, the high heels, Indominous Rex, trained military raptors, Blue running in slow motion to save the day at the end, Raptor/T-Rex fist bump after they team up to defeat Indominous Rex, and so on got hysterical reaction in my theater. I don't mind the the right kind of schlock and I'm gonna be there on OW for this one.

The first Transformers movie kinda tried to be a decent summer movie. Transformers 2 is even worse than Bad Boys 2. The first half of Transformers 3 is nothing but bad humor and setup for a final act thats a mix of Man of Steel's 3rd act and Black Hawk Down with robots. Haven't seen the 4th one and even though King Arthur and Merlin apparently show up in this one I think I'm gonna pass.

can't get over how visually jaw dropping it looks

wtf critics didn't like Bay's Lil J Low feminist movie?

If Michael Bay pulled off a "so bad its good" movie I'd be tempted to see it but critics called the last 3 movies disasters and ROTF and DOTM were just tedious bores(haven't seen AOE).

Doesn't matter that they're made by the same studio, WW making more money than BvS is hilarious because theres never been a WW movie before and a lot of Superman/Batman films. Not as funny as Mr. Pool making more than BvS or its sequel making 400m+ next year though.

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Lol @ at that 48% audience score for IT COMES AT NIGHT on RT. Misleading marketing will do that to ya and I can't really blame audiences for getting pissed off.

I'm watching The Scorpion King right now because its in The Mummy cinematic universe? I think? Anyways, goddamn Kelly Hu is fine in this movie.

Michael Bay's "lil J-lo" feminist movie will not perform badly, its gonna take the world by storm in a few weeks

I can't watch this scene anymore without thinking of fishnets because it perfectly resembles her perm-ban.

Since I've seen multiple people here talk about "world of kj" I decided to google it and I see its another movie forum. I then decided to take a look and I saw a bunch of threads with "last post by Algren" nope

yeah but

I think Last Crusade is better, but Mummy 99 is definitely better than Temple of Doom IMO. Haven't seen Crystal Skull but heard all about it so I think its safe to say its better than that one as well.

The Scorpion King is hilarious entertaining schlock, same with The Mummy Returns. Can Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich watch these movies and take some notes? I just watched the 1999 Mummy again recently and as far as action/adventure summer movies go, I think its up there with the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

We'll get the 2017 theatrical cut thats a box-office bomb with mediocre reviews. In 2027 we'll get Denis Villeneuve Director's Cut and in 2042 we'll get The Final Cut.

The Washington Post is fake news

I promised myself I'd never watch another Michael Bay movie and I skipped Transformers 4 and his Benghazi movie, but if Michael Bay is tackling feminism or female empowerment, I may have to make an exception for this.

i REBEL

Tom Cruise should do Top Gun 2. It'd be about Tom Cruise and his F-22 Raptor singlehandedly taking out North Korea's entire 1960s air force.

I missed the Terminator Genitals talk, but that is the worst movie I've ever paid to see at the theater. Worse than Clash of the Titans.