Impact Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 2.5M total Horror about a monster who eats everyone after saying something scary. The Woods are Closed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted December 31, 2016 Author Share Posted December 31, 2016 7 / 15 Horror thriller about a group of teens who go missing after wandering away from their clan. A counselor investigates their sudden disappearing, and finds himself going up against a famous broken out of jail serial killer. Air Leveled 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 8/14-opened the first week of the year! Comedy about a hot headed man trying to cool down in comical ways. Nicer Limes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 10 / 25 Comedy about two men competing to make the best limes ever. Yes, this is a real plot. Mysterious History 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 584684968496849363489634896843964 dollars Okay really 1.9M total. Widest release was only at 250 theaters though. Drama about a man whose history seems very vague and unique. Unnumbered 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Smash fruit hit of the summer. 83k / 2.1 - Nominated for a golden globe. Thriller about a man who investigates the sudden disappearance of a bunch of children and how it relates to the sudden change in his next door neighbors (spoilers: he may have gone a bit cuckoo, and done some kidnapping). Wide Eyed Story 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 14/42 Romantic drama about a wide eye dreamer trying to impress a man she has always loved. Those Were Running 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 10 / 54 - Christmas release. Sports drama about a man preparing for a foot race, and the troubles and trials he encounters along the way. Stay Weird 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Well person in the future-less then 30 minutes remain till 2017 for me! 8/39-nominated for actor and supporting actress. Comedy about a weird girl trying to become *gasp* normal! Stomping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 Happy new yer Impact. 8 / 32 - She definitely ain't the new normal. Thriller about a cop taking down a criminal with a foot fetish in the big city. Golden Cook 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 995K total-was a bit too gross for people really. Comedy about 3 cooks trying to compete for the GOLDEN COOK! Yep it makes you hungry like the food network. MMMMM. My Old Time Sakes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 1, 2017 Author Share Posted January 1, 2017 9 / 24 - Cue game show theme music. Crime comedy about three thieving middle-aged friends deciding to get back together to pull off one last big heist. Schemes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 26/85-surprise mini-hit. Comedy about 2 schemers always trying to get the perfect scheme! Originally 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 2, 2017 Author Share Posted January 2, 2017 8 / 24 - Scheme for the day! Comedy about an actor who gets heads to Hollywood, and struggles to find work, until the lead actor of the movie that he's has a part in, suddenly gets sick, and he now finds himself in the lead role. Now he has the chance, to become famous, will he succeed? Watch the damn movie and find-out. Fresh Tears 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 18/57-nominated for a Globe. Drama about a woman whose husband dies of cancer. Yes one of these films. Like to Have None 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 2, 2017 Author Share Posted January 2, 2017 16 / 45 - Weepie of course. Comedy about a man trying to get his deadline in time at work on time, as everyone seems to be against him having any success. Subtitled To Death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 4/10-another one of those would of been better as a TV pilot films. Comedy about a man who has broken English and now trying to get subtitles for himself! (or just learn English) Crazy Inventions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 2, 2017 Author Share Posted January 2, 2017 94k / 3.8m - Lost of people found it very insulting. Comedy about a crazy inventor who finds himself in hot water, after his inventions backfire and he's now wanted by the law. The crazy chase is on! Pressured 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impact Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 20/58 Comedy about a man trying to get more high pressured objects! Lack of Tracks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 2m total Crime comedy about a crook and his many amazing schemes, and escapes, and how a cop managed to up his came, and eventually upped him. Double Down Crime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...