Fancyarcher Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Mario, so he could fool with Donkey Kong's mind... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 But Mario was currently babysitting Bowser's kids, so.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) he instead got Luigi, which didn't get much of a response from Donkey Kong... Edited January 27, 2014 by Fancyarcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 So he got mad and started... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 destroying some trees which... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 The a baby Mario came out of.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 and then a portal opened up and Yoshi followed... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 ....and made Kong pay to adopt Baby Mario, so now Kong content he.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 decided to take a nap... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Until Baby Mario started crying that he missed his mommy, King decided to find out who Baby Mario's mother was.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) so he traveled to Brooklyn New York... Edited January 27, 2014 by Fancyarcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 And was shocked to find out in the records that Baby Mario's mother and father were.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) Ron Jeremy and some random woman he'd never heard of.. Edited January 27, 2014 by Fancyarcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 I had to look up who that was. :pAnd Kong was even more shocked when he found out his own parents were... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) It was just a joke, everyone kept suggesting him to play Mario (though some as a joke). When they did that Mario porno (Super Hornio Brothers) he played Luigi (which the Cinema Snob pointed out was stupid casting). Caesar and a female ape named Kunko Edited January 27, 2014 by Fancyarcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 A Mario porno????? How do you know? :pAnd he found out Bigfoot's parents were..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 A lot of Mario fans are aware of Super Hornio Brothers . A Big Yeti and Sassy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 Haha!And then he found out a terrible truth.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) that Skull Island was going to explode in mere hours and he was stranded in New York... Edited January 27, 2014 by Fancyarcher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackSparrow Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 He knew he had to get help, so he called Donkey Kong, his arch nemesis, Bigfoot, Snoopy, and Link to help save Skull Island 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
