Rorschach Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 That's more like it. Thank you for the great review! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 @cookie it is time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: @cookie it is time. Please be gentle with me. Edited January 14, 2018 by cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: @cookie it is time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I find it amusing how convinced Cookie is that everyone is gonna hate it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just now, cookie said: Voltron: The Rise Of Lotor - It fucking sucks F- In Case you are wonder yes the review above is a joke. Lotor is actually a damn great sequel, although they are some moments that are juvenile, the story drags a little bit and Haggar kind of sucked, the action was fantastic, the character development was stronger than expected, and it’s twice as much fun as the first with Lotor being possible the best villain the franchise had to offer, and is imo better than the first. In short. I fucking loved it. A- 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) What about Haggar did you not like? Her part is supposed to be pretty minor and as a foil for Lotor, though I guess with all the powers she showed in the last movie I could've given her more involvement. Thanks for the A- though. Even if it was a long and arduous thing to write the stuff I cooked up were a lot of fun to see play out. Edited January 14, 2018 by cookie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, cookie said: What about Haggar did you not like? Her part is supposed to be pretty minor and as a foil for Lotor, though I guess with all the powers she showed in the last movie I could've given her more involvement. Thanks for the A- though. Yeah pretty much. She doesn’t really develop and she didn’t do much beside the end. Also there’s some other parts I want to talk about without diving into spoilers. I liked it better than the first, in a very good way, the series reminds me of Guardians 1 and 2. Whereas Guardians 1 was good and a unique take but wasn’t too extraordinary, Lotor has fun and isn’t afraid to let loose and it’s character development was very strong as is better than the first. Also Lotor was a way better villain than the one in the predecessor. Edited January 14, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 minute ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: Yeah pretty much. She doesn’t really develop and she didn’t do much beside the end. Also there’s some other parts I want to talk about without diving into spoilers. You can PM me about it if you want. I'm out of likes but you'll receive a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 July Ultraman - Reveling in fun and Bayhem, Ultraman is the perfect summer movie although suffering the problems of Bay’s previous exploits. B- Paddles: The Video Game Story: A solid documentary about video games that the gamer in me loves. B On The Moon - Although, the movie has some kinks in the machine, Docter delivers for this wonderful animated movie. A- The Film - It’s kind of dull but takes a few risks and it even entertains. However due to opening on Friday the 13th, I think we could see a nice opening. C- Taking Names - A solid but standard action movie. C Mermaid - More suited as a Disney Channel movie than a feature film. However it captivated its target audience. C- The Dark Victorian - This suffers from most recent live action Burton films, having a horrible pacing, a gothic tone that unlike usual doesn’t work, and Depp usual shtick. D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 (edited) August: War Of The Gods - When I thought Odyssey was the greatest epic this year, War Of The God’s whips it out with stunning visuals, great script, and some awesome battles. It’s $255M budget was well spent, hope it does well. A 56 Days Of Love - A beautifully shot and heartwarming romance movie. Although writing had some misses, I loved this. A- Pokémon: The Journey Begins - I fucking loved this movie. I have been a huge Pokémon fan since I was 7. Although sometimes it is formulaic and has typical video game structure movie structure, I loved every second of it. We better get a sequel. A- Anthem - Although predictable, the animation is great and the story is good enough to be entertained and overall a solid adaptation. C+ After Party - Possibly the best horror movie of the year. The scares and disturbing scenes here are very well done. A My Side Of The Mountain - At times the humor doesn’t work and the script can be worked on, it’s a thorough family flick. C Race Rage - A high octane forgettable boost of fun. C The Maid - Due to a great actress and scares and suspense to boast about, The Maid is a good horror movie. B- Edited January 16, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Wish 56 Days of Love for an A but now I am just being greedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Hiccup23 said: Wish 56 Days of Love for an A but now I am just being greedy. Actually tbh I was debated between A- and B+. I choose the latter for now but I might revisit after I do my September reviews. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) Fuck it @Hiccup23 imma give you that dong for just this one occurrence. Because to be honest the more I think about 56 Days the more I love it. Edited January 16, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: August: War Of The Gods - When I thought Odyssey was the greatest epic this year, War Of The God’s whips it out with stunning visuals, great script, and some awesome battles. It’s $255M budget was well spent, hope it does well. A Spoiler Jk I'm pretty excited to read it myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) You've been handing those dongs out like candy lately. Not that I complain since I got a double package Edited January 16, 2018 by cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, cookie said: You've been handing those dongs out like candy lately. Seriously though, there’s been a massive quality shift imo from the January to April months. The Summer has a lot of quality products I liked way more than expected. Edited January 16, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Hoping that Parvelli, Freddy Zapper, and/or Closed Domain can expand dongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Just now, The Shape of Pasta said: Hoping that Parvelli, Freddy Zapper, and/or Closed Domain can expand dongs. Reading Parvelli now.....I am hoping for some Dynasty level entertainment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 There’s a film in September I really hate, one that’s surprisingly good, and another that’s great but not dong worthy. I’ll let you guys figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
