YM! Posted January 13, 2018 Author Share Posted January 13, 2018 Ceilio - It’s okay, which is good. C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) April The Screwtape Letters - Filled with unlikable characters and mediocre story, this fails. Near Level D- Gorillas - Pretty solid nature documentary but it won’t leave you going ape shit about it (No, okay, maybe the next few puns can work, please laugh) C Skeleton Crew - When you get down to the bare bones (laugh damn you) it’s a standard horror movie but has some great visuals. C+ American Dragon: Jake Long - This show was the shit as a kid, and it’s the shit as a movie. B Bounty Hunters from Heaven - Aside for my ability to give it a higher than a D, due to Gambino, this movie doesn’t soar to the heavens but rather burns easily in hell in this boring movie. God’s a dick, anyone one not Gambino is forgettable and to be honest so is his character causes his arc kind of sucks too. Lowkey thinking about but Gambino deserves my love D 120 Days Of Sodom - Utterly boring D+ Our City - Possibly the best animated movie of the year. A Edited January 14, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 I must say that I'm taken aback by how hard you 120 Days of Sodom grade is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Fingers crossed I get at least one Expand Dong this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 1 minute ago, The Shape of Pasta said: Fingers crossed I get at least one Expand Dong this year. You might. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 May The Towering Inferno - Although light on story and some characterization, this is a fun yet epic way to kick start the summer. B- The Witch Of Blackbird Pond - A shockingly good adaption. B- Bounty Hamster - A truly fun animated movie with a smart script, something the plot falters a bit but that’s a personal nitpick due how madcap and manically fun it is. @The Shape of Pasta finally gets the coveted A The Road to El Dorado - Another solid remake that’s a shitton of fun B Life after Death - What. The. Fuck. F 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 yessss - thanks, @YourMother the Edgelord!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) El Dorado ain't getting Hunchback-level reviews (never expected that anyway tbf since the source material isn't as good) but I'm satisfied as is. Edited January 14, 2018 by cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Shape of Pasta said: yessss - thanks, @YourMother the Edgelord!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 So @Rorschach I’m reading Odyssey and I’m like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) Before we go to June, I’m doing new grades: D will be replaced with C will be replaced with B will be replaced with Edited January 14, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 13 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: Before we go to June, I’m doing new grades: D will be replaced with C will be replaced with B will be replaced with How do you do in between grades like plus or minuses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, cookie said: How do you do in between grades like plus or minuses? Ex. A D+ or D- would still have what represents the D grade. I.e. the better luck next time fix boi meme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 3 hours ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: So @Rorschach I’m reading Odyssey and I’m like What part of the film were you on when you posted this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rorschach said: What part of the film were you on when you posted this? That was actually supposed to be a joke. I was near the end, I won’t spoil the true grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just now, YourMother the Edgelord said: That was actually supposed to be a joke. I was near the end, I won’t spoil the true grade. I couldn't tell honestly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Rorschach said: I couldn't tell honestly Yeah. I won’t spoil but you didn’t get a C Sorry about that. I actually came up with idea to widen my grading system to make it more fun. The original C was supposed to be but Where’s the Dong made more sense to me. Edited January 14, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 Just now, YourMother the Edgelord said: Yeah. I won’t spoil but you didn’t get a C Sorry about that. I actually came up with idea to widen my grading system to make it more fun. The original C was supposed to be but Where’s the Dong made not sense to me. It's all good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 The whole grading system is dong based. The F grade represents laughing at how bad it is and that fact that like Arthur in the video is not or ever will be a quality dong. Like many fucbois, the D grade represents on how fast the process was to get/give the dong, they were too slow to save the movie. The C grade says they have the materials to make a dong unlike D or F but it’s misshapen, causing you to wonder where is it. B is to represent that the movie has an efficient dong that you are mesmerized by causing you eyes to light up in awe but it’s not expanded A means not only do you have a dong but it’s girthy, expanded and pleasing and you’re ready to ride on the top of the movie world, veiny and full of creative juices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 14, 2018 Author Share Posted January 14, 2018 June Damnation Alley - Although lacking in substance and feels a lot like your typical post apocalypse movie, the cast soars and it is somewhat fun. C From a Black Sky - Sure some scares are decent but even thing is pretty shitty. D+ Rise Of The Dead - Although World War Z wore the movie plot better, still a solid popcorn flick and it’s better than From a Black Sky C+ Lord of The Flies - With a hard hitting message, epic suspense and a strong story, Lord Of The Flies is fucking fantastic. A The Odyssey: The Spoils Of War - Having battles that make 300 looks like child’s play, a jaw dropping score, and the sophisificatedness of Dunkirk, The Spoils Of War creates an Odyssey that’ll make you jump up in the air in pleasure and have your cares soar away despite a slightly laggy first act. A- The Beach House - A poorly made pile of shambles desperate to int is a reaction, it’ll make you scream in frustration of how bad it is. F The Simulation - A well down sci fi flick B Fab 5 - It’s kind of funny, I’ll give it that. C- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
