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BOFFY AWARDS XI: THE CEREMONY

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Every great story needs one. Okay, not really, but these villains ruled.

 

BEST VILLAIN

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Miles Bron

portrated by Edward Northin in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

 

Jean Jacket

portrayed by itself in Nope

 

Namor

portrayed by Tenoch Huerta in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

 

Edward Nashton / The Riddler

portrayed by Paul Dano in The Batman

 

Miles Quartich

portrayed by Stephen Lang in Avatar: The Way of Water

 

Lydia Tar

portrayed by Cate Blanchett in Tar

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss.

 

Runner Up: Jean Jacket

 

 

 

 

 

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Pretty movies!!! ALSO VFX WORKERS DESERVE UNIONS AND BETTER PAY!!!

 

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Batman

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Nope

Three Thousand Years of Longing

Top Gun: Maverick

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

BLUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Runner Up: Nope

 

 

 

 

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Y'all want some above the line awards? Fine.

 

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Avatar: The Way of Water

James Cameron, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver, Josh Friedman, Shane Salerno

 

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

Rian Johnson

 

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

Guillermo Del Toro, Patrick McHale

 

Living

Kazuo Ishiguro

 

Top Gun: Maverick

Peter Craig, Justin Marks, Christopher McQuarrie, Ehren Kruger, Eric Warren Singer

 

Women Talking

Sarah Polley

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Elon Musk is defeated, sells twitter back, his reputation destroyed

 

Runner Up: Avatar: The Way of Water

 

 

 

 

 

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You know we do this in pairs.

 

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

The Banshees of Inisherin

Martin McDonaugh

 

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Daniel Scheinert, Daniel Kwan

 

The Fabelmans

Steven Speilberg, Tony Kushner

 

Nope

Jordan Peele

 

Tar

Todd Field

 

Turning Red

Julia Cho, Domee Shi

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

We all decided to dance the mask.

 

Runner Up: Nope

 

 

 

 

 

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I promise I didn't rig this in my own favor.

 

MOST VALUABLE USER

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

The BOT Tracking Team

Blankments

Cap

Ezen Baklattan

Menor

Panda

Porthos

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

There's a reason we have a cut above. Thank you to the amazing work of our team, no matter how big or small your contributions are!

 

Runner Up: Cap

 

 

 

 

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Boo.

 

BEST HORROR MOVIE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Barbarian

Bodies Bodies Bodies

The Menu

Nope

We're All Going to the World's Fair

X

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Peele is one of our most exciting artists in years. Hell fucking yeah.

 

Runner Up: Barbarian

 

 

 

 

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And we're back! Imagine telling our community 10 years ago that a Michael Bay film would be nominated here.

 

BEST OVERLOOKED FEATURE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Ambulance

Benediction

Crimes of the Future

Kimi

Vengeance

We're All Going to the World's Fair

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Catch it on HBO Max! ...assuming Zaslav didn't remove it first.

 

Runner Up: Ambulance

 

 

 

 

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And now to celebrate the moments where we learned something valuable.

 

BEST SCENE OF THE YEAR

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Babylon

where if you don't succeed at first, try, try, again!

 

Barbarian

where you need unexpected tools to get further.

 

The Fabelmans

where love can be full of surprises.

 

Nope

where if you don't treat animals with respect, there's hell to pay.

 

R.R.R.

where you should be careful who you challenge to a dance off.

 

Tar

where it helps to remember who you're speaking with.

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Goodbye, light guy.

 

Runner Up: The Fabelmans

 

 

 

 

 

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New year, new talent!

 

BEST BREAKTHROUGH

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Anna Cobb

actress in We're All Going to the World's Fair

 

Zach Cregger

director of Barbarian

 

Gabriel LaBelle

actor in The Fabelmans

 

Amber Midthunder

actress in Prey

 

Panah Panahi

director of Hit the Road

 

Tar

where it helps to remember who you're speaking with.

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Wait, didn't he win already?

 

Runner Up: Zach Cregger

 

 

 

 

 

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One more design award to go!

 

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Avatar: The Way of Water

Babylon

Elvis

The Fabelmans

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

The Northman

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

We can pick a winner that isn't set in Hollywood too, guys! (Great pick, though!)

 

Runner Up: Avatar: The Way of Water

 

 

 

 

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Reel life meets...real life.

 

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

Fire of Love

Jackass Forever

Moonage Daydream

Navalny

Wildcat

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Going off cutesy mode to say I'm VERY happy about this win.

 

Runner Up: Fire of Love

 

 

 

 

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Bombs away!

 

WORST FEATURE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Black Adam

Blonde

Disney's Pinocchio

The Gray Man

Morbius

Thor: Love and Thunder

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

You know a movie's bad when even the memes about it get annoying.

 

Runner Up: Blonde

 

 

 

 

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Let's dive to a smaller screen.

 

BEST TV SERIES - COMEDY

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Abbott Elementary

ABC

 

Barry

HBO

 

Only Murders in the Building

Hulu

 

Our Flag Means Death

HBO Max

 

Peacemaker

HBO Max

 

What We Do in the Shadows

FX

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Bill Hader, my beloved.

 

Runner Up: Only Murders in the Building

 

 

 

 

 

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Commence stress mode.

 

BEST TV SERIES - DRAMA

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Andor

Disney+

 

The Bear

FX/Hulu

 

Better Call Saul

AMC

 

Euphoria

HBO

 

House of the Dragon

HBO

 

Stranger Things

Netflix

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Star Wars still got a win, even without a movie!

 

Runner Up: Stranger Things

 

 

 

 

 

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