Ezen Baklattan Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 On February 4, 2013, Gopher established an elite award ceremony for the top one percent of Box Office Theorists. Its purpose was to celebrate the films that may have been shunned by the AMPAS, and to ensure that the handful of winners who were selected would piss off @CJohn He succeeded. Today, Ezen Baklattan has taken over the awards ceremony with the help of The Panda. The community calls it: THE BOFFY AWARDS \__MAVERICK__/ Ceremony begins at 8pm EST. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 Let's jump right in, shall we? I appreciate the timing an patience from everyone, as IRL responsibilities get tighter, it becomes harder to host this ceremony, so expect something relatively quick and easy tonight. Thank you to @The Panda for their lovely support as always! FUNNIEST USER Once again, the nominees are... CJohn M37 CoolioD1 MrPink IronJimbo Slam XXR and the winner is.... Spoiler The funniest theatrical doomer we all know and love. Runner Up: MrPink 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 The first craft award of our evening, I don't think I put in too many, right? BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING Once again, the nominees are... The Batman Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Crimes of the Future Elvis Everything Everywhere All At Once The Northman and the winner is.... Spoiler You have Bjork and Willem Dafoe. This was a bit of a given. Runner Up: The Batman 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 Somehow...we made this category work this year. Six nominees have come forward. BEST MUSICAL FEATURE Once again, the nominees are... Elvis Entergalactic Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Lyle Lyle Crocodile R.R.R. Weird: The Al Yankovic Story and the winner is.... Spoiler And once again the winner is the one that made it into Best Picture! Runner Up: Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 Remember when the Academy did a fashion show with the dominees? I wish they could do that again. BEST COSTUME DESIGN Once again, the nominees are... Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Elvis Everything Everywhere All At Once Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery The Norman The Woman King and the winner is.... Spoiler This was a NAILBITER. 1st-4th came within two points of each other. Runner Up: Everything Everywhere All At Once 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 The next generation of AMC advert actors is here. BEST YOUTH PERFORMANCE Once again, the nominees are... Anna Cobb We're All Going to the World's Fair Frankie Corio Aftersun Britain Dalton Avatar: The Way of Water Gabriel LaBelle The Fabelmans Gregory Mann Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Banks Repeta Armageddon Time and the winner is.... Spoiler Movies are dreams, motherfucker! Runner Up: Frankie Corio 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 I think there's only a 1/5 match with ASC. And 1/5 with the Oscars. They can keep their Empires of Light. BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY Once again, the nominees are... Avatar: The Way of Water The Fabelmans Nope The Northman Tar Top Gun: Maverick and the winner is.... Spoiler Now get the fuck out of my office. Runner Up: Nope 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 Not having live performances means we get to do this one early. BEST ORIGINAL SONG Once again, the nominees are... "Apartment for Sale" Tar "Hold My Hand" Top Gun: Maverick "Naatu Naatu" R.R.R. "New Body Rhumba" White Noise "Nobody Like U" Turning Red "U Know What's Up" Turning Red and the winner is.... Spoiler Just like the British men, the other nominees didn't stand a chance. Runner Up: "Hold My Hand" 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 While we're on that (musical) note... BEST SOUNDTRACK Once again, the nominees are... Aftersun Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood Elvis R.R.R. Top Gun: Maverick Turning Red and the winner is.... Spoiler R.R.R. now has one BOFFY for each letter R in its title. Runner Up: Turning Red 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 Is the streak going to continue? BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE Once again, the nominees are... All Quiet on the Western Front Argentina, 1985 Broker Decision to Leave Happening R.R.R. and the winner is.... Spoiler I guess not. But hey, we corrected the Academy's fuckery! Runner Up: R.R.R. 9 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 All the nominees are from animated iflms this year. BEST VOICE PERFORMANCE Once again, the nominees are... Antonio Banderas Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Rosalie Chiang Turning Red David Bradley Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Ewan McGregor Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Sandra Oh Turning Red Jenny Slate Marcel the Shell with Shoes On and the winner is.... Spoiler Blank, remember when we just missed seeing her in LA? Runner Up: Antonio Bandera 9 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 Yeah, let's just keep our animation train going lol BEST ANIMATED FEATURE Once again, the nominees are... Apolo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood Entergalactic Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Marcel the Shell with Shoes On Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Turning Red and the winner is.... Spoiler We are 4*TOWNIES. Ride or die! Runner Up: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 8 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannastop Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ezen Baklattan said: All the nominees are from animated iflms this year. BEST VOICE PERFORMANCE Once again, the nominees are... Antonio Banderas Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Rosalie Chiang Turning Red David Bradley Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Ewan McGregor Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Sandra Oh Turning Red Jenny Slate Marcel the Shell with Shoes On and the winner is.... Reveal hidden contents Blank, remember when we just missed seeing her in LA? Runner Up: Antonio Bandera Just now, Ezen Baklattan said: Yeah, let's just keep our animation train going lol BEST ANIMATED FEATURE Once again, the nominees are... Apolo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood Entergalactic Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio Marcel the Shell with Shoes On Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Turning Red and the winner is.... Reveal hidden contents We are 4*TOWNIES. Ride or die! Runner Up: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Obviously very happy with these results lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 Oh yeah, this is a box office forum, isn't it? MOST EPIC BOX OFFICE RUN Once again, the nominees are... Avatar: The Way of Water Elvis Everything Everywhere All At Once Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Smile Top Gun: Maverick and the winner is.... Spoiler One of the most decisive wins of the night, for a truly astonishing run. Only one person didn't put this at #1. Runner Up: Everything Everywhere All At Once 10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 And on the flipside... MOST SOUL CRUSHING BOX OFFICE RUN Once again, the nominees are... Ambulance Babylon The Fabelmans Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery The Northman Tar and the winner is.... Spoiler Adult prestige pictures have been struggling badly since the reopening of theaters post lockdown, but who's to say this intimate family portrait would have done much better in a different world? I certainly hope so. Runner Up: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 (edited) Oscars, add this category. Now. BEST STUNT ENSEMBLE Messed up formatting so just see the winner lol. Spoiler More wins than Rs! Runner Up: Avatar: The Way of Water Edited April 10, 2023 by Ezen Baklattan 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Atreides Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 8 minutes ago, Ezen Baklattan said: Only one person didn't put this at #1. Alright, whoever it was, expose yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted April 10, 2023 Author Share Posted April 10, 2023 Who is your favorite, fearless, hero? BEST HERO Once again, the nominees are... Komaram Bheem portrated by N. T. Rama Rao Jr. in R.R.R. Helen Brand portrayed by Janelle Monae in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Pete "Maverick" Mitchell portrayed by Tom Cruise in Top Gun: Maverick Payakan portrayed by himself in Avatar: The Way of Water Puss in Boots portrayed by Antonio Banderas in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Alluri Sitarama Raju portrayed by Ram Charan in R.R.R. and the winner is.... Spoiler The sun's about to set on the English empire. Runner Up: Payakan 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Atreides Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 So RRR's gonna take it all, right? Feel like it's winning everything outside of International Feature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eric is Gay for Bowser said: Alright, whoever it was, expose yourself! hello 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
