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BOFFY AWARDS XI: THE CEREMONY

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On February 4, 2013, Gopher established an elite award ceremony for the top one percent of Box Office Theorists. Its purpose was to celebrate the films that may have been shunned by the AMPAS, and to ensure that the handful of winners who were selected would piss off @CJohn

 

He succeeded.

 

Today, Ezen Baklattan has taken over the awards ceremony with the help of The Panda.

 

The community calls it:

 

THE BOFFY AWARDS

\__MAVERICK__/

 

Ceremony begins at 8pm EST.

 

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Let's jump right in, shall we? I appreciate the timing an patience from everyone, as IRL responsibilities get tighter, it becomes harder to host this ceremony, so expect something relatively quick and easy tonight. Thank you to @The Panda for their lovely support as always!

 

FUNNIEST USER

Once again, the nominees are...

 

CJohn

M37

CoolioD1

MrPink

IronJimbo

Slam

XXR

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

The funniest theatrical doomer we all know and love.

 

Runner Up: MrPink

 

 

 

 

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The first craft award of our evening, I don't think I put in too many, right?

 

BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

The Batman

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Crimes of the Future

Elvis

Everything Everywhere All At Once

The Northman

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

You have Bjork and Willem Dafoe. This was a bit of a given.

 

Runner Up: The Batman

 

 

 

 

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Somehow...we made this category work this year. Six nominees have come forward.

 

BEST MUSICAL FEATURE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Elvis

Entergalactic

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

Lyle Lyle Crocodile

R.R.R.

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

And once again the winner is the one that made it into Best Picture!

 

Runner Up: Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

 

 

 

 

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Remember when the Academy did a fashion show with the dominees? I wish they could do that again.

 

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Elvis

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

The Norman

The Woman King

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

This was a NAILBITER. 1st-4th came within two points of each other.

 

Runner Up: Everything Everywhere All At Once

 

 

 

 

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The next generation of AMC advert actors is here.

 

BEST YOUTH PERFORMANCE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Anna Cobb

We're All Going to the World's Fair

 

Frankie Corio

Aftersun

 

Britain Dalton

Avatar: The Way of Water

 

Gabriel LaBelle

The Fabelmans

 

Gregory Mann

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

 

Banks Repeta

Armageddon Time

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Movies are dreams, motherfucker!

 

Runner Up: Frankie Corio

 

 

 

 

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I think there's only a 1/5 match with ASC. And 1/5 with the Oscars. They can keep their Empires of Light.

 

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Avatar: The Way of Water

The Fabelmans

Nope

The Northman

Tar

Top Gun: Maverick

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Now get the fuck out of my office.

 

Runner Up: Nope

 

 

 

 

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Not having live performances means we get to do this one early.

 

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

"Apartment for Sale"

Tar

 

"Hold My Hand"

Top Gun: Maverick

 

"Naatu Naatu"

R.R.R.

 

"New Body Rhumba"

White Noise

 

"Nobody Like U"

Turning Red

 

"U Know What's Up"

Turning Red

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Just like the British men, the other nominees didn't stand a chance.

 

Runner Up: "Hold My Hand"

 

 

 

 

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While we're on that (musical) note...

 

BEST SOUNDTRACK

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Aftersun

Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood

Elvis

R.R.R.

Top Gun: Maverick

Turning Red

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

R.R.R. now has one BOFFY for each letter R in its title.

 

Runner Up: Turning Red

 

 

 

 

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Is the streak going to continue?

 

BEST INTERNATIONAL FEATURE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

All Quiet on the Western Front

Argentina, 1985

Broker

Decision to Leave

Happening

R.R.R.

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

I guess not. But hey, we corrected the Academy's fuckery!

 

Runner Up: R.R.R.

 

 

 

 

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All the nominees are from animated iflms this year.

 

BEST VOICE PERFORMANCE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Antonio Banderas

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

 

Rosalie Chiang

Turning Red

 

David Bradley

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

 

Ewan McGregor

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

 

Sandra Oh

Turning Red

 

Jenny Slate

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Blank, remember when we just missed seeing her in LA?

 

Runner Up: Antonio Bandera

 

 

 

 

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Yeah, let's just keep our animation train going lol

 

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Apolo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood

Entergalactic

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Turning Red

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

We are 4*TOWNIES. Ride or die!

 

Runner Up: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Ezen Baklattan said:

All the nominees are from animated iflms this year.

 

BEST VOICE PERFORMANCE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Antonio Banderas

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

 

Rosalie Chiang

Turning Red

 

David Bradley

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

 

Ewan McGregor

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

 

Sandra Oh

Turning Red

 

Jenny Slate

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

 

and the winner is....

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

 

Just now, Ezen Baklattan said:

Yeah, let's just keep our animation train going lol

 

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Apolo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood

Entergalactic

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Turning Red

 

and the winner is....

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

 

Obviously very happy with these results lol

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Oh yeah, this is a box office forum, isn't it?

 

MOST EPIC BOX OFFICE RUN

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Avatar: The Way of Water

Elvis

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

Smile

Top Gun: Maverick

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

One of the most decisive wins of the night, for a truly astonishing run. Only one person didn't put this at #1.

 

Runner Up: Everything Everywhere All At Once

 

 

 

 

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And on the flipside...

 

MOST SOUL CRUSHING BOX OFFICE RUN

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Ambulance

Babylon

The Fabelmans

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

The Northman

Tar

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

Adult prestige pictures have been struggling badly since the reopening of theaters post lockdown, but who's to say this intimate family portrait would have done much better in a different world? I certainly hope so.

 

Runner Up: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

 

 

 

 

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Oscars, add this category. Now.

 

BEST STUNT ENSEMBLE

 

Messed up formatting so just see the winner lol.

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

More wins than Rs!

 

Runner Up: Avatar: The Way of Water

 

 

 

 

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Who is your favorite, fearless, hero?

 

BEST HERO

 

Once again, the nominees are...

 

Komaram Bheem

portrated by N. T. Rama Rao Jr. in R.R.R.

 

Helen Brand

portrayed by Janelle Monae in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

 

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell

portrayed by Tom Cruise in Top Gun: Maverick

 

Payakan

portrayed by himself in Avatar: The Way of Water

 

Puss in Boots

portrayed by Antonio Banderas in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

 

Alluri Sitarama Raju

portrayed by Ram Charan in R.R.R.

 

and the winner is....

 

Spoiler

BOFFY-winners

 

The sun's about to set on the English empire.

 

Runner Up: Payakan

 

 

 

 

 

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