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Yeah, well, scientifically - there are a lot of gay male lions. So of course it was just a matter of time Disney decided to LBGT-include one of them. The only question is who? First name that comes to mind is Scar - but then again, he is the villain, so making him openly gay will send a mixed message. 😕 But just imagine the unbelievably evil laughter he will be capable of!! PS: Now to think of it - they definitely may be going for a gay Jafar!! He looks gay, and everyone will confirm he sounds gay! But again, they may limit themselves to subliminal messages here - because making the villain openly gay is probably not a-OK, yet. Anyway, Jafar definitely seems to have a nice... closet.

OMG, this is BRILLIANT!!!!! Why are they not showing it more?? Why is not Speechless all over the worldwide net yet?? It is the new Let It Go, FFS!!!!!! WHAT. THE. F*CK. has the marketing been smoking on this????????????????

Yeah, why do you think he was cast here?

Thanks, yeah this is how it works. However, having the looks I did (I've posted pictures in the past lorddemaxus might have missed), might be making me extra vocal when judging others on looks, when they are overpraised. Like in this case. I'm pretty sure I looked much better than this Arab when I was his age. Even as in body/height, I won't even mention his face. PS: I'll wait couple more days to see him in the movie, before judging his success - but I am pretty sure he is a total failure in this role, and he won't have another famous one.

Disney are unbelievable idiots for not releasing the OST months ago!! These songs will catch on fire as soon as they are released! This is so much better than BATB!!

The internet is full of horny fat idiots. The dude was ugly as fuck, even before we heard his hilarious voice. Eventually Jafar will be remembered as the only villain that is hated not because of the character, but because of the actor, lol.

Fellas, it is time that the Shay raises up a tent in front of his best local cinema to wait for Aladdin opening (on Thursday). I've always had it pegged second best for the whole year (and this year looked magnificent): 1. Alita 2. Aladdin 3. Star Wars 9 4. Terminator 6 5. The Lion King and so on. Alita didn't disappoint at all, so it seems the Shay was pretty spot on this whole time! Time for the next portion of 2019 cinematic bliss.

Arthur is a flop. Understandably and expectedly. Aladdin can NEVER be a flop. Even if it was a bad movie - and it is actually a fantastic one. So go call Endgame a flop. It will be just as true, so no difference there - but I'll like you much better.

OMG, when will they finally release the OST??!! This snippet here, though so small and low quality, is still much better than the original song - and shows all the songs in the new movie will be absolute gems. They be crazy to NOT showcase them like that!! I can definitely see the Shay now seeing this TEN times for the songs alone - and swaying, dancing and clapping in his seat while he does that!

1. Work for a day. 2. Use the earned money to buy a dictionary. 3. Use your newly acquired dictionary to check the meanings of words before trying to use them for written communication. 4. This will help.

Aladdin IS the shuffle! Since Endgame passed away long ago - what bigger movie is there? Lion King comes in two months - that's a loong time to play!

That is not offensive. They DO watch Latin soap operas in Latin America, period. It IS offensive to try denying it. The question is: what else do they watch in Chile? We've been told they do not watch good movies like Alita and Aladdin - so, what do they watch? Endgame?? Also - no one really cares about the BO of small cheap countries, like mine (Bulgaria) and his. They make like half a million bucks even for the biggest movies out there. PS: Of course - there might be many other reasons for Aladdin failing in China. I can't access their BO data - so I'm just mentioning a possible reason I am aware of.

I will remove it - because it costs me nothing, but first I want to know: 1 why do you deny it - it is a very well known cultural fact 2 why does it offend you? it is not offensive at all Are you a Chinese Canadian or something? Because that would explain your reaction.

God may not care - but the Shay knows. And do you even watch anything down there - except for Latin soap-operas? PS: The Chinese are inherently racist, I wouldn't expect many of them to enjoy Arabian-cast Aladdin. Nothing of value is lost here.

No - only if it's a Marvel movie, or some other Superhero. They always keep the embargo till the last day - and they almost always suck.

1. GREAT CLIP, as I expected - better than AWNW, which we've seen only small parts from. 2. Everyone should see this clip! 3. All songs, as evident, will be enormously entertaining! Worth alone numerous viewings of the movie. And they are NOT worse than the dated original, they are much better!! 4. I was going to see the movie in cinemas at least FIVE times, no matter what! 5. Now that I've seen this, the Shay is upping the minimum to TEN TIMES, maybe more! 6. To top all - even the Aladdin guy looks great here! I didn't like his casting, looked a bit on the ugly side in the trailers so far, acting aside. But here I can see why they chose him. He's got that cartoony face that can literally replicate the drawn faces in the original.

Just realised this (2019) is NOT the year of Disney!! This is the year of Jimbo!! Two brilliant flawless movies to save the whole year: 1st to salvage a classic franchise (Terminator) and 2nd to create a new one (Alita) What a return!! And this is even long before Avatar emerges...

Really? Think about what exactly?! Funnybook flicks (Marvel and DC) are in no way superior to timeless classics updated for the modern age (Disney animations). The world would be much better with less superheroes. PS: We are almost there though, which is really good. Marvel are practically dead now that the Avengers are finished. No one wants to watch their recent SJW stuff. And DC were never alive to begin with. Fox and Sony also died, officially and terminally. The Superheroes will soon all be dead. I hope Deadpool kills all that remain, single-handedly.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST MAY RELEASE THIS YEAR!! Grasp that, people!

1. No one in the East buys games, they just torrent. 2. Workers in the West are not exactly poor. They can afford games alright.

LOL, only crappy movie I've watched lately is Episode 8. And if we go far back enough in time: Looper was insanely bad, I remember sh!tting all over the internet about how bad and overrated it was, and how the director should be fired. If only Disney suits read my prophecy in 2012. PS: I hate TV to the point of not acknowledging its existence. Same for videogames and any sort of games. I believe only cinema and books are art - TV and games are fodder for the working class.

Wait till you see the movie. Anyhow, it could be much worse. Do you know who Rian Johnson is? Any idea why the same "they" gave him the biggest brand in the world?

Now THIS is Jafar!!

Looks like 40mil movie tops. The CGI is the worst I've seen since 1994. Which is terrible - but I thought at least was gonna help it at the BO. Was terrified when I found out today budget was 150m!!! (Alita made like 200 times more with similar budget!!) How did they manage to murder so much money?? They will never repay this at the BO. Only good thing in the whole movie is RR - and they've shown all of him in the trailers. (The pseudo cyberpunk setting is not bad - but only for 15 minutes or something.) Third act is just bad-kind-batshit-crazy. I almost left the cinema earlier. A deserved flop, and it won't win any first place in anything - but it really had a chance to be much better than this.

No other way to go but DOWN now - or, the inevitable downfall of the MCU post 2020 This is a Shay treatise in the making you'll have the honour of reading first, as it's being created. Highlights include: 1. The MCU couldn't even take the crown - neither the Domestic, nor the Worldwide, beaten by legends like JJ's Star Wars and the Lord Himself's Avatar. 2. The incredible 2 decades' long accumulation of creative talent and the public's good will only got the MCU so far - and will now effectively destroy itself, because it is impossible to replicate, now that most of the classic heroes are history. 3. Knowing full well the MCU is a dead horse now, instead of further beating it, Disney wisely jumps ship to a worthier vessel: Avatar, non-RianJohnnson Star Wars, etc. - which is exactly what we've witnessed with their latest announcement of release dates. 4. DC swiftly moves in the now open Superhero niche with smart movies like Aquaman 2, 3 & 4. tbc