Eric the Marxist

I said nearly 20 years. Doug started Nostalgia Critic back in 2007. We're a lot closer to 2027 than you might think. And that is terrifying.

Speaking of YouTube movie reviewers past their prime, did y'all know the Nostalgia Critic is still making videos? I learned that a few weeks ago, and it's wild to see how gray this man's beard has gotten after nearly 20 years of ranting about Batman movies.

I mean if he wanted to be a Quartering-style dude, he would have been one by now? From what I've seen, albeit as somebody who hasn't watched a video of his in ages (didn't even know he was still making reviews tbh), he just quietly does his own thing reviewing whatever new geek movie is out. Closest thing to the usual right wing schtick these YouTubers do is saying the new Star Wars shows suck, but that's not really anything all too damning lol

Life of Chuck? More like Life of SUCK amirite guys

Well she knows it has a body horror thing going on, so she's not totally blind. And she does like "weird movies", especially if they won awards and have a good, feminist message she likes (Shape of Water, Poor Things). So hey! She'll probably like this, even when it gets to weirdo territory...I hope.

lol my mom told me she wanted to see this with me because she's a big Demi Moore fan. Which like...valid, but um...I hope she's okay with the supposed insanity that unfolds.

Even accounting for Friday the 13th, this is disgustingly front loaded.

Well...I mean you're not wrong.

Shockingly nothing. In fact, the next animated movie after Smurfs is Elio in June. There's still stuff like Snow White and Minecraft in the spring, so it's not as dire for PG kids stuff as it was last spring, but it is still very weird how kids movies either get all crammed together one moment, then there's a massive dry spell right after. What's going on over there?

And anyways, chart from Deadline.

Moderation @justnumbers this strawmanning and antagonizing of other users is very disrespectful and very unnecessary. If you continue this mean behavior, you will leave me with no other choice but to give you a threadban.

Yes.

This blurb is making my head hurt. Like…what?

@Dementeleus we need your input on this ASAP

This conversation reminds me of when the guy who made Oogieloves threw shade at Pixar in an interview and was out here saying Up should have been rated R because it was too sad and violent. If a Transformers or Dreamworks movie is too dark or intense for today's kids, I think we got a bigger problem on our hands lol

https://deadline.com/2024/09/box-office-speak-no-evil-beetlejuice-beetlejuice-dave-bautista-1236087187/ 300K Thursday for Killer's Game. Like...could this go below Crow? @CJohn need your input hon.

Quorum Updates Joker: Folie a Deux T-22: 66.54% Awareness, 62.12% Interest White Bird T-22: 18.71% Awareness, 40.63% Interest Saturday Night T-29: 19.75% Awareness, 44.67% Interest Venom: The Last Dance T-43: 46.28% Awareness, 54.84% Interest Gladiator 2 T-71: 43.52% Awareness, 48.94% Interest The Wolf Man T-127: 18.37% Awareness, 40.73% Interest The Killer's Game T-1: 30.06% Awareness, 43.81% Interest Final Awareness: 40% chance of 10M Low Awareness: 28% chance of 10M Final Interest: 45% chance of 10M Low Interest: 33% chance of 10M Speak No Evil T-1: 40.22% Awareness, 47.32% Interest Final Awareness: 76% chance of 10M Horror Awareness: 83% chance of 10M Final Interest: 45% chance of 10M Horror Interest: 42% chance of 10M Never Let Go T-8: 30.15% Awareness, 45.13% Interest Final Awareness: 40% chance of 10M Horror Awareness: 41% chance of 10M Final Interest: 45% chance of 10M Horror Interest: 42% chance of 10M Transformers One T-8: 47.15% Awareness, 49.7% Interest Final Awareness: 76% chance of 10M, 47% chance of 20M, 25% chance of 30M Animation/Family Awareness: 83% chance of 10M, 17% chance of 20M Final Interest: 45% chance of 10M, 18% chance of 20M, 9% chance of 30M Animation/Family Interest: 80% chance of 10M, 50% chance of 20M, 20% chance of 30M

https://thequorum.com/weekly-unaided-awareness-chart-wicked-starts-to-rise-terrifier-3-is-finding-an-audience/

Quorum Updates Bagman T-16: 19.16% Awareness, 39.04% Interest The Wild Robot T-16: 29.67% Awareness, 39.66% Interest Joker: Folie a Deux T-23: 67.04% Awareness, 63.4% Interest Wicked T-72: 47.72% Awareness, 49.94% Interest Flight Risk T-135: 25.08% Awareness, 47.12% Interest With Love T-149: 7.54% Awareness, 28.31% Interest The Killer's Game T-2: 28% Awareness, 43.53% Interest Final Awareness: 17% chance of 10M Low Awareness: 13% chance of 10M Final Interest: 45% chance of 10M Low Interest: 33% chance of 10M Speak No Evil T-2: 39.88% Awareness, 48.71% Interest Final Awareness: 40% chance of 10M Horror Awareness: 41% chance of 10M Final Interest: 45% chance of 10M Horror Interest: 42% chance of 10M Smile 2 T-37: 38.6% Awareness, 46.83% Interest T-30 Awareness: 77% chance of 10M, 54% chance of 20M, 33% chance of 30M, 15% chance of 40M Horror Awareness: 83% chance of 10M, 58% chance of 20M, 42% chance of 30M, 25% chance of 40M T-30 Interest: 57% chance of 10M, 34% chance of 20M, 20% chance of 30M, 11% chance of 40M Horror Interest: 63% chance of 10M, 37% chance of 20M, 17% chance of 30M, 7% chance of 40M Red One T-65: 25.13% Awareness, 45.09% Interest T-60 Awareness: 59% chance of 10M, 31% chance of 20M Medium Awareness: 71% chance of 10M, 35% chance of 20M T-60 Interest: 60% chance of 10M, 34% chance of 20M Medium Interest: 65% chance of 10M, 35% chance of 20M