Eric the Ape

There are reviews for Ben-Hur out already?

So does the domestic trailer actually reveal too much like it was rumored to?

Oh yeah, I agree. I'm amazed that God's Not Dead 2 was given such rave reviews. And Meet the Blacks getting stellar praise? Those darn critics.

Trek and Bourne are around the same quality for me.

I know right? McAvoy's able to give a character that had so little personality, and gave him so much likability, warmth, and heart. It sucks that he's still so underrated in Hollywood.

Well if the characters actually had motivations that made sense and had more personality than just, "nice James McAvoy", "precocious Saorise Ronan", and "sad Keira Knightley", maybe I'd sing a different tune. Everything else about it is great, but its main cog is just...ugh.

Atonement's really not that good, tbh. How it was nominated for Best Screenplay, let alone Best Picture is baffling.

Pan wasn't supposed to make that much money anyway. It's an art film.

Look, Mara just thought Pan could give her some franchise material. But a true auteur realized franchises are stupid, and she should be remembered for picking projects that Oscar voters will cream all over for, giving her way more attention from the GA. Anomalisa was a flop, lol (character break: Although it shouldn't have been )

Hell no. People don't even remember who JJL is. What was the last thing she was in that people actually watched? Road to Perdition LOL. Mara's last big hit was Dragon Tatoo, but Lion's gonna explode in the box office, and she'll usurp J-Law's throne. HAIL QUEEN MARA!

Alright, I'll start: Rooney Mara deserved Supporting Actress last year. COME AT ME DANISH GIRL FANBOYS!

Bourne's Universal, brah.

And with that, Tele just banned you. Nice knowin' ya man!

Fun fact: Bad Moms was originally going to be a Paramount movie, and now this movie's going to gross more than every Paramount movie this year sans Star Trek.

Oh come on.

Alright, my turn: 1. Star Wars 8: $750M 2. Beauty and the Beast: $405M 3. GOTG 2: $370M 4. Spider-Man: Homecoming: $340 5. Despicable Me 3: $325M 6. Wonder Woman: $310M 7. Fast 8: $300M 8. Lego Batman: $290M 9. Justice League: $275M 10. Coco: $240M 11. Kong: Skull Island: $230M 12. Thor: Ragnarok: $225M 13. Dunkirk: $220M 14. Apes: $200M 15. The Mummy: $180M 16. Transformers: $180 17. Kingsman 2: $175M 18. The Dark Tower: $165M 19. Ninjago $160M 20. Wolverine 3: $150M Pirates 5: $140M Baywatch: $140M Jumanji: $135M Smurfs: The Lost Villiage: $135M Cars 3: $130M Ferdinand: $130M Pitch Perfect 3: $130M The House: $125M Captain Underpants: $120M Blade Runner: $115M Alien: Covenant: $115M Power Rangers: $110M Murder on the Orient Express: $110M Mother/Daughter: $100M Fifty Shades Darker: $100M

1. Passengers 2. Rogue One 3. La La Land 4. Lego Batman 5. Moonlight 6. Moana 7. Fantastic Beasts 8. Storks 9. Spider-Man: Homecoming 10. Doctor Strange

We get it.

Coin Flip? Edit: Just go Pete's then Sausage, since the latter will probably have a bigger crowd at that time, and comedies are always great when there's a big crowd.

Mad at Disney? What did they do?

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"Audiences Wanted the D this Weekend as the Competition Needs Viagra"

There once was a man from Nantucket...

That's a big Twinkie.

I'm excited for this movie, but I really hate how much I'm seeing ads for this on Youtube. Almost every video I click on has this ad playing before the video, and it's really getting on my nerves.