Eric Furiosa

So I'm compiling some stuff up to report on Sing 2 later tonight (I know, I know), but I found something really weird with Clifford that I want to vent about. So I assumed it would just be a regular Wednesday release, but there are "Early Access" shows on Tuesday. You would think it would serve as previews, or just like one showing at 7. But instead, it's just...a whole day of showing. These "Early Access" shows start at like 12. What kind of lunacy is this? These aren't previews are "Early Access" or any of that kind of crap. This is deadass a whole day's worth of showtimes, starting at like noon and shit. I don't think there's any discounts either, outside of chains that do $5 Tuesday or whatever. What jackass at Paramount put in all this pomp and circumstance for just a regular day of showtimes? Just grow some balls and debut the film on a Tuesday and not make me waste my time tallying up two days' worth of tickets (you know these "Early Access" sales will get rolled into the Wednesday OD). What a bunch of donkeys! Okay, my first world problem venting is over. You can all now debate about Eternals.

Moderation I really hate that I have to log in and see this as the first thing this morning. We're not doing this Fanboy War stuff and trying to pit all these dumb children's movies made by people richer than we will ever be together. There's zero point to start these moronic, idiotic fights, and everybody here knows it. You're adults, so fucking act like one.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-15 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 64 392 14319 2.74% Total Shows Added Today: 2 Total Seats Added Today: 296 Total Seats Sold Today: 59 Comp 1.574x of The Suicide Squad T-15 (6.45M) 0.473x of Shang-Chi T-15 (4.16M) 0.710x of Venom 2 T-15 (8.24M) 0.737x of No Time to Die T-15 (4.64M)

Eternals Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-1 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 83 3653 15110 24.18% Total Shows Added Today: 1 Total Seats Added Today: 110 Total Seats Sold Today: 517 Comp 0.710x of Black Widow T-1 (9.38M) 1.128x of Shang-Chi T-1 (9.92M) I don't know man, it's just not catching up when it comes to comps. Kind of a weird reoccurring pattern the past few weeks in fact. Maybe it's just my comps being set too high? Either way...I still have concerns on this movie here.

To be fair, the Evil Queen has always been hotter. https://letterboxd.com/followtheblind/film/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs/

https://deadline.com/2021/11/universal-dreamworks-distant-release-date-change-1234867196/

Just realized something I forgot to mention last night: Ghostbusters: Afterlife is having some IMAX Early Access screenings. It doesn't seem as widespread as No Time to Die was (I only have three of my theaters doing this), but I wanted to throw that out there for those who are busy tracking it.

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Ghostbusters: Afterlife Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-16 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 62 333 14023 2.37% Total Shows Added Today: 3 Total Seats Added Today: 782 Total Seats Sold Today: 81 Comp 1.417x of The Suicide Squad T-16 (5.81M) 0.472x of Shang-Chi T-16 (4.15M) 0.683x of Venom 2 T-16 (7.93M) 0.654x of No Time to Die T-16 (4.12M)

Eternals Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-2 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 82 3136 15000 20.91% Total Shows Added Today: 19 Total Seats Added Today: 2,689 Total Seats Sold Today: 395 Comp 0.731x of Black Widow T-2 (9.65M) 1.194x of Shang-Chi T-2 (10.5M) Some may be concerned at the Black Widow drop, but Widow between T-2 and T-3 more than doubled in terms of ticket sales. A true explosion that most films just don't get, even at this time. T-2 to T-1 is about a 19% jump for Widow, so Eternals should hopefully be more manageable. Of course, that is easier said than done.

All I can say is to know that I love you and that I am always available when you need to vent your frustrations out to the world.

Why can't they just extend Encanto's theatrical window specifically for Japan alone?

People on my Twitter timeline are still making jokes about Chris Pratt's casting a whole day later. At the very least, you can't say this announcement wasn't a failure in terms of headlines and social media attention. Speaking of jokes...

We...do have an edit button?

BAH GAWD