Eric Prime

I mean it's not real, so...

In my defense, my heart was busy with silver fox daddy Stephen Lang. Those biceps are just 🤤. His Na'Vi form is pretty cute too.

I just stumbled on this on my Twitter timeline. People are now doling out Avatar fancams. Even some of the Quote Tweets on this are people simping for Jake Sully (even I'm kinda like "damn he fine" after seeing this). Daddy Cameron finally won.

March 31 Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D&D is arguably the most popular it has ever been thanks to Critical Role, COVID, and Stranger Things. But Quorum data for this movie is very poor and this is coming in the midst of major competition from John Wick, with Mario also just one week later taking up all the PLFs. Plus like Shazam, the ad campaign is still stuck on the one trailer, which is just odd to me. March is just around the corner, doncha know? Unless this is a huge critical hit, which I kind of doubt, this will get lost in the shuffle big time. 25/67 (2.68x)

March 24 A Good Person: So it's some cheesy Zach Braff movie...yeah, this isn't going anywhere. 3/10 (3.33x) John Wick: Chapter 4: I thought Parabellum would only slightly increase back in 2019...I was wrong. I thought Parabellum was the peak...but I think I'm wrong again. While not as huge an increase for obvious reasons, Chapter 4 promises some fun new cast members with both Skarsgard and Donnie Yen and the popularity of the franchise is still at an all-time high. Plus the direct competition is very light all throughout April (I know there's Dungeons and Dragons, but...well...), so this should still increase once again, though obviously not as much. 60/180 (3x)

March 17 65: While I am optimistic on the other "meme movies" so far, this is the one that I don't have much faith in. This didn't really become all that big on social media and has the look and feel of a boring and crummy Sony genre feature. It's going to be tough for this to stand out with all the other big March movies out this year and I doubt reviews will be all that good. Sorry Adam and sorry Brainbug. 12/31 (2.58x) Shazam! Fury of the Gods: Like with Marvel, DC’s going to go through major declines as well. Superhero fatigue is real and streaming killed it. With Gunn and Safran rebooting everything, fandom morale for this and the other DC films this year is at a low, and Shazam feels like one of those hits that people saw and liked but didn’t have much staying power afterwards. Plus the ad campaign has been nonexistent, with the only footage we have been given being the same damn Comic-Con trailer back in July. It's baffling to me that they didn't put out a trailer for this for neither Black Adam nor Avatar to keep the hype and advertising going. It won't be Birds of Prey bad, but I'd be surprised if this reaches 100M. 33/95 (2.88x)

March 10 Scream 6: Coming at the peak of Omicron, the last Scream did about 82M. Accounting for the departure of Neve Campbell and the larger competition, I think that’s about where this will end up too. The New York City location does give this a fresh, new spin, and Jenna Ortega's now the hip new thing post-Wednesday, but I don’t know if it’s too much to compensate for its other issues. But these movies are cheap to make and likely perform well on VOD that these 80M grosses are good enough for more films. 32/85 (2.66x)

March 3 Creed III: When the first trailer dropped, Quorum “Awareness” and “Interest” data went through the roof, and I can understand why. The trailer’s effective in selling the Jordan vs. Majors hook and Adonis Creed’s managed to become fairly iconic to a lot of people, especially folks my age, a la Rocky. Plus this was filmed in IMAX, which gives it a proper PLF boost that can juice up the numbers. Although the lack of Rocky will hurt the film when it comes to older fans, I’m actually thinking it could end up being the strongest performer despite the handicap, though it does depend on how strong reviews and reception is. But you know what? Let's go controversial. 43/122 (2.84x)

WAIT GUYS THIS FANCAM IS SO MUCH BETTER. WHY IS MY BABY SO FUCKING CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wonka and Dune 2. And if the Bob Dylan/Safdie-Chalamet project come out this year, then them too. Oh, and speaking of, happy birthday to my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

LMAO I can only imagine how confused the kids were at seeing these random old people on the screen.

It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to understand this pun.

Quorum Updates 65 T-81: 16.82% Awareness, 5.64 Interest Champions T-88: 12.61%, 4.7 The Super Mario Bros. Movie T-102: 51.42%, 5.96 Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret T-123: 13.05%, 4.77 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 T-130: 53.48%, 6.43 Barbie T-207: 35.36%, 4.72 Wonka T-354: 38.7%, 6.13 M3GAN T-11: 44.28% Awareness, 5.84 Interest Final Awareness: 90% chance of 10M, 60% chance of 20M, 40% chance of 30M Final Interest: 100% chance of 10M, 80% chance of 20M, 50% chance of 30M Horror Awareness: 100% chance of 20M, 60% chance of 30M Horror Interest: 100% chance of 20M, 50% chance of 30M Knock at the Cabin T-39: 23.29% Awareness, 5.58 Interest T-30 Awareness: 58% chance of 10M, 25% chance of 20M T-30 Interest: 78% chance of 10M, 72% chance of 100M Horror Awareness: 75% chance of 10M, 50% chance of 20M Horror Interest: 100% chance of 10M, 50% chance of 20M Creed III T-67: 45.59% Awareness, 6.03 Interest T-60 Awareness: 100% chance of 30M, 87.5% chance of 40M, 62.5% chance of 60M T-60 Interest: 100% chance of 50M, 87.5% chance of 100M

M3GAN Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-10 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 33 72 5433 1.33% Total Seats Sold Today: 5 Comp 0.329x of The Conjuring 3 T-10 (3.22M) 0.161x of Halloween Kills T-10 (779K) 0.190x of Scream T-10 (665K) 0.101x of Halloween Ends T-9 (545K)

Y'all ever hear of this crazy new word called "opinion"? It's pretty crazy.

I think this is a constant from the NFL from now on to have the second weekend of February be Super Bowl weekend. I don't know why, but this is just how the NFL rolls now.

This is why it's CONTROVERSIAL

My deepest condolences. But do remember that we're all here to talk to if you need comfort.

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