Eric the Clown

Death Wish 17 1050 1.05% Red Sparrow 89 1366 3.44% Wrinkle in Time 167 1582 10.56% In case I don't have the time to do comps tomorrow, Death Wish is currently 47% of The Foreigner ($6.2M), 21% of The Commuter ($2.9M), 54% of 12 Strong ($8.7M), 11% of Den of Thieves ($1.7M), 35% of 15:17 to Paris ($4.4M), and 57% of Annihilation ($6.3M) Don't have many good comps for Red Sparrow unfortuneately.

Looks absolutely fantastic....shoulda still been called Ralph Wrecks the Internet.

Eh, "GET IT ON TILL I DIE" seems like something a decent timewaster when it eventually airs on FX.

You really think "No ship, Sherlock" is better than "GET IT ON TILL I DIE"?

Still want both of those movies made btw. Iger, get off your ass and make me some more theme park movies!

Oh and by the way, the Eddie Murphy Haunted Mansion film is the worst thing ever

Some fun facts about Country Bears: Michael Eisner was apparently this close to shutting down production on the first Pirates due to the Country Bears bombing, but it wasn't until he walked on the set, and talked with Bruckheimer and Verbinski that he decided that production should continue. Also, at Disneyland, Country Bear Jamboree was shut down and replaced with a Winnie the Pooh ride in September 2001. The film was released in July 2002. It's ironic considering the film was all about trying to stop a greedy executive from tearing down Country Bear Hall, even though a greedy executive tore down Country Bear Hall irl, but this begs a question: the reason why an attraction is closed down is because people aren't attracted to it, so what made Michael Eisner think people would be attracted to the movie?

The Onion's spitting truth bombs, y'all

I couldn't mention this earlier, because I had to go to class, but in terms of actors who should stop working, I'm surprised no one brought up Adam DeVine. With most comedic actors, even if I don't find them funny, I can at least understand why people would enjoy them? DeVine? I just can't understand how anybody would find him entertaining.

Drake and Josh memes are a thing that keeps popping up in my Twitter feed lately. But this is probably the best one I've seen so far.

Also, I just looked at the "Banned and Suspended" list, and I had no idea mredman came back with an alt.

No warning points for me baby! Too cool to be warned!

Ehh, that’s just one guy. A real conspiracy is when there are multiple people who believe the same thing.

That...that's not actually a conspiracy, is it?

Death Wish 11 1050 1.05% Red Sparrow 47 1366 3.44% Wrinkle in Time 151 1582 9.54% All three got okay jumps, but nothing spectacular.

Well...that's certainly quite a recommendation.

Can't wait to see it one more time in Jungle Cruise.

I'm pretty sure the social media embargo was stated to be next Monday or Tuesday by the trustworthy source who announced the review embargo but go on ahead and do your insipid "critics are dumb" song and dance routine.