Eric the Clown

This is hilarious. The only way such a hilariously stupid odyssey could ever end.

Quorum Updates Dumb Money T-11: 21% Awareness The Exorcist: Believer T-18: 42.96% Anyone But You T-88: 14.06% Awareness Inside Out 2 T-270: 36.2% Awareness Expend4bles T-4: 42.38% Awareness Final Awareness: 87% chance of 10M, 57% chance of 20M, 33% chance of 30M Medium Awareness: 82% chance of 10M, 64% chance of 20M, 54% chance of 30M It Lives Inside T-4: 23.89% Awareness Final Awareness: 15% chance of 10M Horror Awareness: 40% chance of 10M The Creator T-11: 24.56% Awareness Final Awareness: 15% chance of 10M Medium Awareness: 0% chance of 10M Saw X T-11: 40.73% Awareness Final Awareness: 87% chance of 10M, 57% chance of 20M, 33% chance of 30M, 20% chance of 40M Horror Awareness: 100% chance of 10M, 83% chance of 20M, 33% chance of 40M Journey to Bethlehem T-53: 13.61% Awareness T-60 Awareness: 24% chance of 10M Low Awareness: 0% chance of 10M Thanksgiving T-60: 14.89% Awareness T-60 Awareness: 24% chance of 10M Horror Awareness: 44% chance of 10M

This trailer has been out for 4 days and nobody here even knew it happened. It's also got a whopping 29K views in 4 days. That is...almost astonishing in terms of how little traction this has lmao

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Expend4bles will be a fun little megabomb next week. That's a case where even surpassing the first film's 35M opening weekend seems like a tall order. You don't see stuff like that every day.

Brainbug, go to bed.

Certainly not. I'm grateful a film like Haunting in Venice exists actually. And I would want more than anything for it to do well. Just confused by the business sense, since, sadly, tragically, its audience doesn't care about going to theaters anymore. Though if Nile and later this is super big on PVOD and it really will go into the black in the end, then I guess what do I know?

1.) A Haunting in Venice (Dis) 3,305 Fri $5.5M, 3-day $14M-$15M/Wk 1 2) The Nun 2 (NL) 3,743 theaters (+15), Fri $4.4M (-66%) 3-day $14.6M (-55%) Total $56.3M/Wk 1 3.) Equalizer 3 (Sony) 3,528 (-437) theaters Fri $2.1M (-38%) 3-day $7.3M (-39%), Total: $73.8M /Wk 3 4.) My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 (Uni) 3,678 (+28) theaters Fri $1.39M (-62%) 3-day $4.6M (-54%) Total $18.4M/Wk 2 5.) Barbie (WB) 3,012 (-269) theaters, Fri $1M (-30%) 3-day $3.6M (-37%) Total $625.7M/Wk 9 6.) Blue Beetle 2,386 (-400) theaters, Fri $575K (-32%) 3-day $2.5M (-34%), Total $67.3M/Wk 5 7.) Jawan (Yash Raj) 800 theaters, Fri $710K (-61%) 3-day $2.45M (-60%), Total $12.1M/Wk 2 8.) Gran Turismo (Sony) 2,202 (-563) theaters, Fri $620K (-32%) 3-day $2.35M (-33%) total $39.4M/Total Wk 4 9.) Oppenheimer (Uni) 1,799 (-292) theaters Fri $570K (-30%) 3-day $2.2M (-29%)/Total $318.7M/Wk 9 10.) Teenage Mutanta Ninja Turtles…(Par) 2,066 (-434) theaters Fri $440K (-23%) 3-day $2.15M (-23%) Total $114.2M/Wk 7 https://deadline.com/2023/09/box-office-a-haunting-in-venice-1235547819/

https://deadline.com/2023/09/box-office-a-haunting-in-venice-1235547819/ This is hysterical. A film that is literally designed for stodgy grandmas and grandpas and nobody else, yet the youths are still the biggest audience. Old people are just never coming back to theaters ever again lmao Again, I ask, why was this made?

I actually kind of like these weekends. Everything is chill, films get to do a wee bit better than they could have otherwise. Life is good.

MAH BOIS

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Go to the pharmacy and buy some chill pills mah boi 🤣

I’m typically not a “why was this greenlit” guy, since movies take a long time from pitch to production to release that something that seemed surefire at first would become a bomb a year or two later. But like…why was this greenlit? Why make a sequel for a franchise nobody is passionate over and the last movie was a flop? Why go down a horror angle that makes this too square for horror fans and too spooky for old people? Why even green light something for an audience that doesn’t go to the movies anymore? I don’t even think Death on the Nile was a big hit for Hulu, because I don’t think it even got onto the Nielsen charts Was this all done because Disney wants Branagh to make a Hulu show? I genuinely don’t get it.

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