Eric the Clown

I can tell the trailer's gonna be annoying after seeing this lol

Eddie Murphy or we riot.

Just got to that part on my rewatch (still amazing stuff, holy snot). It's so weird there's a whole angry chef subplot that's just there for silly slapstick, but I approve 100%.

...what?

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I mean I'm sure they'll have a promo up in the morning and the 12 AM start time is more just to make sure everything is secure, ready, and in place before the ads and promos roll out. Better to have something up early than something up late.

FYI that Mermaid tickets just got on sale 45 minutes ago. Won't really matter now, because it's past midnight here, but you can buy tickets if you like.

It'll just be talking about all the stuff coming out this year and that's that. And I doubt we'll even get that much info if I'm being honest. Last year they had a half hour of their presentation dedicated to Doctor Strange 2 and another half hour to Lightyear. I can see the same thing again with like Elemental and Little Mermaid or whatever.

I mean that's because the Mario movie sucked eggs

I mean it's basically the same thing. Colliders and other fanboy types are the bigger fish in the critics pond these days. Whether that's good or not is up to you, but I don't want to be in that conversation.

He would subscribe to Twitter Blue lmao

Hopefully that means the scares will be a banger.