Eric the Clown

https://deadline.com/2021/11/eternals-opening-weekend-international-box-office-disney-marvel-1234867961/

Moderation Guys, it's not even noon on the East Coast. It's way too early for this whole "Critics are evil! Critics are out to get this! Audiences love it, critics hate it!" kind of nonsense.

Look at this jackass. Should have stuck with his gut.

https://deadline.com/2021/11/eternals-opening-weekend-box-office-1234868870/

Sing 2 Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-48 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 40 36 8527 0.42% I'm including the Early Access shows happening on November 27 into the full count. I just don't see the need to divide them up. However, it should not come as a surprise to anybody here that almost all the sales so far are from said Early Access shows. In fact, only four tickets were sold for OD, December 22. But honestly...that's four more than I expected, considering how far away the movie is.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report T-14 and Counting Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 0 64 420 14319 2.93% Total Seats Sold Today: 28 Comp 1.597x of The Suicide Squad T-14 (6.55M) 0.473x of Shang-Chi T-14 (4.17M) 0.663x of Venom 2 T-14 (7.7M) 0.743x of No Time to Die T-14 (4.68M) Weed

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Hush your tongue! Ariana and Elizabeth Gillies (who btw deserved an amazing career and I will never forgive Hollywood for subjecting her to CW trash for the rest of her life) carried the whole entire channel. The reunion they did for one night is still an absolute dream.

They better get Joel Grey back as the Wizard, or else cancel the whole thing

That's Queen Cynthia Erivo for those not interested in clicking Instagram That's Queen Ariana Grande for those not interested in clicking

I think we're getting casting announcements soon

One last thing to promote before the previews come tomorrow and suck up all the attention. Just as a reminder to everybody that the Scorsese countdown is still up and running and is hungry for more submissions. I only have 7 so far, so you still have plenty of power to change the overall countdown. I'm hoping to get plenty more in the next few weeks, and while you have until the 28th to submit, there's no reason not to send something in this weekend. Read below for more details

Moderation We can talk about the RT score without dumping all over the movie or rooting for this movie to fail. @Lucas @iamjesuisiam We don't need your whole "let's goooo" or "the red capes are coming" memes. You're adults, so act like one.

Eternals Greater Philadelphia Area Seat Report Final Count Sellouts Showings Seats Sold Total Seats Perct Sold TOTALS 4 83 5275 15110 34.91% Total Seats Sold Today: 1,622 Comp 0.695x of Black Widow (9.17M) 1.110x of Shang-Chi (9.78M) I mean my data and gut say 9.5M, but if others are seeing 10M, maybe things are underperforming. Who knows?

Oh man, I had such a long day today. I can't wait to put up the new weekend thread--SON OF A BITCH

Josh Gad and/or James Corden will probably play Doc or Dopey or whoever and I'm going to have an ulcer

Rachel Zegler. The girl playing Maria in the new West Side Story.

All I know is that NFTs are bad for the environment so I automatically hate them

So I'm compiling some stuff up to report on Sing 2 later tonight (I know, I know), but I found something really weird with Clifford that I want to vent about. So I assumed it would just be a regular Wednesday release, but there are "Early Access" shows on Tuesday. You would think it would serve as previews, or just like one showing at 7. But instead, it's just...a whole day of showing. These "Early Access" shows start at like 12. What kind of lunacy is this? These aren't previews are "Early Access" or any of that kind of crap. This is deadass a whole day's worth of showtimes, starting at like noon and shit. I don't think there's any discounts either, outside of chains that do $5 Tuesday or whatever. What jackass at Paramount put in all this pomp and circumstance for just a regular day of showtimes? Just grow some balls and debut the film on a Tuesday and not make me waste my time tallying up two days' worth of tickets (you know these "Early Access" sales will get rolled into the Wednesday OD). What a bunch of donkeys! Okay, my first world problem venting is over. You can all now debate about Eternals.