You say that but there has been a female sliver surfer.... Back in 1999. So it's not like there pulling things out of thin air.... I guess what I'm trying to say is: facts don't care about your feelings
Buddy wait till you hear about the time Nightcrawler was the pope or look up the X-Men member known as Beak. We bearly even scratched the surface on how bonkers marvel can get... And you're tapping out already?!