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  1. CaptainJackSparrow
    A documentary on President John Tyler.Tone of the alien's Voice
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    Tomorrows news story: Portugal declares war on the United States for an American spreading false box office numbers. (Cjohn is actually the president of Portugal)
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    So which one is the real Jesus?
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    Hey Tele, I'm going to contact you know who to bring the you know what subject elsewhere.
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    Watching Taming Strange right now, love the Obamacare parody.
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    So Satan asked Jesus...
  7. CaptainJackSparrow
    That was mean, I'm calling the Father!! As he called God...but instead Jesus was on the line Andsaid God was currently...
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    Satan coming from the ground wearing your clothes...Which he "borrowed" from you..
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    He stated that needed a new couch after he tried to kill Blitzer on his old one...
  10. CaptainJackSparrow
    Santa Clause came to your house, since it was Christmas, and took your couch
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    And he gave me half the proceeds....
  12. CaptainJackSparrow
    Who then proceeded to rob you...
  13. CaptainJackSparrow
    Put all your money back so you stop strangling me....
  14. CaptainJackSparrow
    Bomb the giant squid to hell with Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck, while I decided to rob Fancyarcher's house (hey, you're frozen)...
  15. CaptainJackSparrow
    So Michael Jordan knew he had to save the day and...
  16. CaptainJackSparrow
    Who was working with our Kal (Superman 001) to...
  17. CaptainJackSparrow
    Plankton was robbing it to give to his master Kal
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    While Bigfoot munched on the poachers, meanwhile, Me, Snoopy, and Katniss brought the crown back....
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    Decided to save him, by having Bigfoot literally hunt the poachers...
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    Granny, who locked all four of them up and sold them to a zoo with Bigfoot..
  21. CaptainJackSparrow
    Mickey Mouse bit through the ropes and started helping beat up poor Bugs...
  22. CaptainJackSparrow
    Roger Rabbit and Daffy Duck beating up Bugs Bunny..
  23. CaptainJackSparrow
    Started (mod edit) Wolverine, who then...
  24. CaptainJackSparrow
    Then he told us he needed his crown from Shell city before he unfroze him, so me, Bigfoot, Katniss, and Snoopy decided to get the crown...
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    Who then turned into a snow monster since it's winter...
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