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They do a song and dance number where they argue about who greater gooded more.

Washington will cameo while he and his crew cross the Delaware. He'll look confused at what's going on and then go to the boat crew "Never mind, keep rowing."

Go alphabetical order

Maybe plot isn't the right word, so much as it is a lot of A to B to C to D to E in filling up with linear scene progression

Oh wow, really glad you dug it so much!

Best non-Pidge use of a Pidge The answer is

Ok so I am done with reviews. I am then going to read every other film, grade them behind the scenes, and go to a Top 25, along with some potential special awards.

Silent Hill: Restless Dreams Like the first Silent Hill movie, the movie has A LOT of plot as it relentlessly moves forward from spooky atmospheric scene A to gory monster ravage scene B and so forth. It's kind of like Amityville, except Amityville is more creative and has more feeling to it, whereas this feels a lot more mechanical and calculated in its march forward. Some very effective scenes, but also some fairly decent stretches where it's all kinda just there. 6.0/10

Yep, and him basically screwing up the entire war plan because he wanted to try and get laid is all true. But that's not the craziest part. I didn't include it since it's only a theory by historians but

Little did he know this was just after you pulled up the most recent Senate tracking polls

Actually I was expecting a different ending than the one we got.

By the Balls

He's also practically a dumbass if he is still in college at that age.

Marked Up Time Simultaneously one of the more zany, inventive, and off the wall fun movies of the year, and one of the more frustrating ones since the pacing is one of the most inconsistent, dual-personality tracks of the year. It goes from 0 to 100 to 0 in terms of action vs exposition in mere scenes which causes a lot of whiplash. As crazy as the final action setpiece is, the film doesn't find its real footing until it goes into the super weird land of the infinite Marks and the breaking of Time, because the film finally has a section where it can catch its breath, have an even keel, and just focus on the actual core of the story and the characters. Basically, the film is raw, untamed Lord/Miller, and they needed to go back and give it some polish and some sharper edges to get a tighter focus on some spots. 7.2/10

I get the feeling this gleeful mass destruction and death is gonna get brushed under the rug