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  1. CaptainJackSparrow
    I had a really good one for Lion King. Scar is a flaming liberal, who promises the hyenas (AKA minorities) a bunch of food, when after he becomes king there is less food. Now for a liberal one to counter that, Cars 2 basically said the oil companies are keeping secret information on electric cars . (who knows, it's possibly true)
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    I will take this.
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    Oops, I meant Al Jolson. ...that Al Jolson was awesome, and Al Jolson....
  4. CaptainJackSparrow
    Just don't watch Close Encounters.
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    But couldn't since it was in the 1920's so he watched the great Al Johnson
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    Europa Report
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    When Franklin Roosevelt came in on his flying wheelchair
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    :(But then Jesus came and revived him, and then..
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    A tree got him
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    Captain America turned into his altar ego King Kong and crushed them (I was Captain America for less than a day! )Got to sleep, good night
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    He turned into his altar ego Captain America and beat them up(I was once named Captain America here)
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    Marching band of the illuminati.
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    And Fancyarcher got nothing
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    And Snoop Dogg. :pA spaceship enters a blackhole to try and find the meaning of life Chocolate Sweaters
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    Thomas got Justin in the end
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    A snail wants to be a racer. (how stupid is that, no one would make a movie about that)The Road Crack
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    130 milRide Along 2
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    Fancyarcher starts taking up fights at school.Oh, Really?
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    Making out with Justin Bieber in front of me.
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    Gay, so we let him have Shaggy...
  21. CaptainJackSparrow
    Encountered by Jesus, who sends us to Hell together
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    A film a hundred years into the future about how humans have adapted with severe radiation levels.The Karaoke
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    Found themselves going through the center of a black hole, into another dimension..
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    The sequel to Oliver's Company, where Oliver becomes rabid.The Tabloid
  25. CaptainJackSparrow
    A documentary on the life of Danger, a crazy man who travels around Boston striking people in the jaw.Bambi's Mom
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