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yes, thank you! The Way We Used To Live boasts the worst Southern accent ever courtesy by Shitto. It has to be heard to be believed. So that she is terrible is not an urban legend. It`s a fact. i`m sure there gotta be a youtube vid with her horrible accent.

Found it: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/01/01/1041196690529.html

That`s press release they gave. Notice laughable shit about rising star status (lmao!), rave reviews for TTT (hahahaha). Find the one where it`s mentioned that everyone went to shoot Griffiths wedding instead of this crap.

It`s true. I never make up stories about morons but mock them for their idiocy. This bitch is top of the idiot shelve.

Well, you`ll have to stick to that recap from me. Fortunately, I have a very good memory as you can see.

Google it. Oz press ran the story.

Yes. Man, hilarity from Shitto world doesn`t stop here. This one is better. Shitto was getting married so affraid that paparazzi would swarm the church and ruin her easily maintained privacy, she kicked Catholics out of the church and raised an improvised cloth wall so that nobody takes a picture. Anyway, absolutely no reporter showed up. The reason? Rachel Griffiths was also getting married in another church and being an Emmy winning actress and bone fide bigger name than Shittardo, everyone naturally swarmed that event.

Krispy isn`t the worst thing about Twilight. Shitto is the worst thing about LOTR, sticks like a sore thumb.I have problem with Pattz`s constipation and the Cullen clan`s ridiculous awfulness. I can stomach Alice since Ashley Green is trully perfect spot-on casting and Kellan Lutz because he`s a great guy off screen, but those stuffed turkeys Reed, Fachinelli and Rathbone must die.

But you were drunk or stoned or had migraine or something when you watched her scenes. Hence the altered reality which is far from fine.

There`s so much to dislike. Shitto is a bad actress, looked totally wrong for the part but all that can be tolerated if she wasn`t such a fuckin stupid attention whore and just fuckin stupid bitch in general. This brouhahaha with 6 minute cameo that she blew out of proportion to raise her cred, without checking out why there was no audition, perhaps becasue the role was small shit, is just one of many examples. Even PJ said that she was bursting into tears after every take. Talentless hack + drama queen. Insufferable. And that shrill voice. Ugh.

Heh,she didn`t audition. He just called her and offered her that 6 minute cameo. Without saying it`s a 6 minute cameo. So Shitto immediately called a press conference to announce that she got a role in Spielberg/Cruise movie without audition even though big stars must audition. But she didn`t cause, you know, she`s such VIP now. Didn`t occur to her that the role may be blink-or-you`ll-miss-it. Which it was. So for the longest time Oz press believed her role was pivotal. Lol, no?

Anyone is way too good for that creature from the has-been lagoon.Fuck this. At least 2 channels are showing Titanic tonight. Way to sabotage Titanic 3D.

Win always trumps nom but BSA win isn`t nearly as highly regarded as BA win.

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He asked about noteworthy stuff.

No. Even sitcoms won`t take her.

And that isn`t heavily photoshopped.

Of course, you noticed a complete lack of her current photos. Cause there`s no reason for anyone to take them. That`s how you know a real nobody. Not even the slow-news-day-lets-catch-make-up-free-celeb type of photo.

I know, right? He`s such an effortless star.

That was from 20 years ago and heavily airbrushed and she`s still a wallpaper. At least she didn`t try to Collgate smile cause she doesn`t know what Collgate and similar brands are.

I could watch this gif all day. have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

Mainstream doesn`t like self-congratulatory ain`t-we-smarter-than-ayone-else high concept that Internet geeks brag about getting while no one else does. It isn`t about getting something or not. It`s about what looks smart to minority, it looks stupid to majority. I said flat out it sounded stupid. So I`m an averige Jane Multiplex, not smarter than other averiges and looks like they feel the same. Couple that with the fact that horror comedies aren`t popular and comedy was not played up in trailers or that "comedy" was, as Cocho points out, pop cultural references, and you see why mixed to negative WOM.

As soon as I was spoiled CitW, I said this would be a movie that critics go gaga for and mainstream audiences don`t. And I was right.

OMG, I didn`t know whether to laugh or puke. Jeff talking about sex. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. About as bad as that infamous Fat Harry review of Blade 2. He`s such a mama`s basement virgin it isn`t even funny.

Do people actually care to mark the anniversary by seeing the best movie ever?