YM! Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 (edited) Welp time to review. My scale goes from to D to C to B to <- is my highest ranking Edited January 11, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) January Mostly Human - The definition of a January B movie but has some spectacle and occasionally delivers C- Bloody Mary - More like not so scary, okay no, fine (heads to the corner wearing a dunce hat) D Two Lonely Zookeepers - almost Level D- January Gem- Although very flawed, Like it’s title itself, this mockumentary with Stiller, is a truly funny gem in a month with few good movies. B Timmy’s Winter Vacation - Dear God No F Last Chapter - Not my personal cup of tea but it works and the target audience will like it C Sasquatch - Cute but simple family movie C+ Edited January 11, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 February Night Light - Although by the numbers for a horror movie, I liked it a lot more than expected, and didn’t want to turn off Night Light. C+ The Human Revolution - Leitch delivers a pretty solid action flick B- Truth Is - This is garbage F The Twenty One Ballons - This is a solid kids film but a bit more effort could make this great. B- Danger Calling - This film’s best strength is that it is carefree and creates a tolerable although a tad bit forgettable action movie. C+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 I also read something in March, worthy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 it's definitely On the Beach 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Garbage you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hiccup23 said: Garbage you say? If it’s any consolation, I liked Illusino. Truth is, the character development was really poor imo and the ending was cheesy. Edited January 12, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) The Call Of The Revenant: Pretty Fun for a slasher. B- Illusiono: This movie I should on paper hate but it’s a fun guilty pleasure. C+ Torrential: It’s aight C+ Academy: Should go back to training school D+ On The Beach: One of the few great remakes, with fantastic writing and acting to spare, and possibly one of the best movies of the year. Giving it the coveted: A The Knight: With jaw dropping battles and a solid script, this action movie is a pretty cool relic. My only complaint is the third act. B+ Edited January 12, 2018 by YourMother the Edgelord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Academy looks like it is gonna be a polarizing film as I expected. It definitely isn't for everybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Hiccup23 said: Academy looks like it is gonna be a polarizing film as I expected. It definitely isn't for everybody. Illusiono was pretty solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Two perfect scores in a row for On the Beach. Maybe I should make a serious Oscar push. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, cookie said: Two perfect scores in a row for On the Beach. Maybe I should make a serious Oscar push. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 32 minutes ago, Hiccup23 said: Academy looks like it is gonna be a polarizing film as I expected. It definitely isn't for everybody. TBH if you had just gotten the rights to Scream Queens and made it an official film adaptation/spinoff I'd have loved it. I only scored it as I did because it breaks the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: I'll shower you with coconut cream pies Oscar advertising 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 @YourMother the Edgelord It seems like you missed Cello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 12, 2018 Author Share Posted January 12, 2018 Just now, Xillix said: @YourMother the Edgelord It seems like you missed Cello. I’ll review it later. 7 minutes ago, cookie said: I'll shower you with coconut cream pies Oscar advertising 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Xillix said: TBH if you had just gotten the rights to Scream Queens and made it an official film adaptation/spinoff I'd have loved it. I only scored it as I did because it breaks the rules. I thought I had reserved it but apparently I didn't. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Also @Xillix techniquallly nobody reserved the rights before me so I don't think it breaks any rules. It was simply a property up for grabs. I thought I had reserved it (I know have reserved it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 10 minutes ago, Hiccup23 said: Also @Xillix techniquallly nobody reserved the rights before me so I don't think it breaks any rules. It was simply a property up for grabs. I thought I had reserved it (I know have reserved it). The rule is that you have to reserve it before you can use it though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Xillix said: The rule is that you have to reserve it before you can use it though I have been playing this game since it was on boxofficemojo and never read the rules since then (2008). Seems I need to brush up hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
