Ezen Baklattan Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Hiccup23 said: Reading Parvelli now.....I am hoping for some Dynasty level entertainment Have you seen THE LOBSTER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 September will be up after I eat dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: There’s a film in September I really hate, one that’s surprisingly good, and another that’s great but not dong worthy. I’ll let you guys figure it out. Chaperones, Ta2ed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills and Freddy Zapper respectively? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Shape of Pasta said: Have you seen THE LOBSTER? Yes, enjoyed it. I am not the biggest fan of Yorgos Lanthimos but I respect is work highly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, cookie said: Chaperones, Ta2ed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills and Freddy Zapper respectively? Chaperones, Penny Press, and TPoFZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 (Do you remember the 21st night of) September Ta2ed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills - They are times when this movie is stupid but to be honest the absurdness of it all and Statham make it pretty fun. B- Flowers Eyes and Needle Teeth - Delightfully absurd, scary and wonderfully shot. FEANT is a damn delight. Although sometimes it gets a bit too absurd for it’s own good. B Chaperones - I can give a long ass tirade but I’ll spell it out: N-O-T F-U-N-N-Y F The Terrible Plight Of Freddy Zapper - Although bad editing prevents me from giving me the expanded dong rating, it’s a spellbinding Horror movie and a great musical. B+ Blank - Elevated by a great crew, story and cast, Blank makes a fantastic crime movie and maybe in my top 10 of the year. A Penny Press - Cute and heartwarming but lacks everything else. C- 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 FEANT coming in clutch with these good reviews! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Man, I REALLY should have reviewed FZ before posting it in here, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Out it is funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 20, 2018 Author Share Posted January 20, 2018 OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER TONIGHT, IT IS COMING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 20, 2018 Author Share Posted January 20, 2018 Preliminary top 10: Blank Our City On The Beach After Party Lord of The Flies War Of The Gods Bounty Hamster Voltron: Rise Of Lotor 56 Days Of Love The Odyssey: The Spoils Of War/Pokémon: The Journey Begins 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 Don't expect 56 Days of Love to stay in the Top 10 Very interested to see what you think of Midnight in the Afghan Valley, The Island, and My Life to Waste. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 Closed Domain - There is some kinks like editing and sometimes drags, the casting and the director’s vision makes this political film shine nicely. B+ Little Demons - Although beautifully animated and charming songs, this movie fails to captivate. D+ Samurai Pizza Cats - Although aimed for a younger audience, SPC is delightfully fun. C+ Isolation - A damn fun Liam Nesson film which puts a Cheshire Cat like grin on my face. B+ The Amityville Nightmare - A great horror movie that has excellent scares but this suffers from cramming in way to much. B- Midnight in The Afghan Village - An entertaining and emotional war movie, Village is an absolute treat. A Blood and Fur 2: Maul-Ma Mater - Although sequelitis hits it sometimes, it’s still very fun and a solid successor. B- Lenny Lipton and the Super Scary Sleepover - If you are under 8, this will be a blast, otherwise not so much. D+ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 November: Sitting Ducks (Guess what I almost typed in instead of Ducks, for once thank god for autocorrect) - A solid animated film which it’s manic energy and voice cast help Ducks soar (and you thought I’d forget about puns) B The Island - Pretty good Del Toro thriller but the story isn’t effective and the thrills could be stronger. C+ Storm Hunters - A bloody great disaster movie. One of the most fun blockbusters this November. B+ Deathgiving - Pretty awful and rips off Orient Express, and I thought I would not have to whip this out since one film this month got this rating. F The Encounter... Airport 2018 - A serviceable but forgettable movie. C My Life to Waste - I wasted two hours on this lifeless dreck. F The Parvelli Reunion - Perhaps my favorite film of the year. It’s bursting through the seems with funniness, the cast fucking nails it, and it’s a well told and unique story. A+ Ho! Ho! Ho! - Although very unentertaining or serviceable it’s better than Waste or Deathgiving. So there’s that. D- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 My Life to Waste But thanks for Midnight in the Afghan Valley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 LANTHIMOS YESSSS Why am I certain that @cookie or @4815162342 won't be so hot on it? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiccup23 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 So could Afghan Valley get a nomination ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xillix Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I'm really still not seeing the similarity between Deathsgiving and Murder on the Orient Express like... at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 December: And The Band Played On - A lovingly crafted, moving film and also extraordinary. The 3 Hour runtime works due to how fucking engaging it is, the cast fucking aces it, the drama is well done, and due to my pursuit of a medicinal career had me in awe, and there are moments that actually brought tears to my eyes @4815162342 a round of applause to you. You created a classic for generations to come on CAYOM. A+ Flying Spaghetti Monster The Great and Holy - It’s a cute spoof but lacks the depth for greatness. C- Blood Blizzard - Your tedious, average slasher flick. Does have some moments though. D+ Peter and The Starcatchers - This Movie has 99 problems, and quality sure is hell is one. Also it feels like the third act is missing. F 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 If Parvelli is second to ATBPO, It will be to a very worthy competitor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
