cookie Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share Posted October 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, Reddroast said: What films are being reviewed in th voltron round @cookie See the first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 It's an actual phrase used during the events of the film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 Going to read all the Voltron round movies today/tomorrow so I can deliver simultaneous verdict when the time comes. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 I’m going to jump ahead and read By the Balls because @Rorschach makes it sound like pure WHAT 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, cookie said: I’m going to jump ahead and read By the Balls because @Rorschach makes it sound like pure WHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, cookie said: I’m going to jump ahead and read By the Balls because @Rorschach makes it sound like pure WHAT It’s bonkers in ways that mostly work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 By the Balls Yeah, this is one of those movies. I feel like I need to let this one sink in for a while. ¯\_O_o_/¯ / 10 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, cookie said: By the Balls Yeah, this is one of those movies. I feel like I need to let this one sink in for a while. ¯\_O_o_/¯ / 10 Yeah, I understood exactly how you felt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 At least unlike Parvelli Reunion I think I understand what the point is. But it still reads like a fever dream. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 ...Meh, it's 3:30 A.M, I'm high on Pepsi Max and I'm bored. @YourMother the Edgelord Time for dual blue boi judgement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, cookie said: ...Meh, it's 3:30 A.M, I'm high on Pepsi Max and I'm bored. @YourMother the Edgelord Time for dual blue boi judgement. So I’m getting double reviews now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: So I’m getting double reviews now? Ye 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 9 minutes ago, cookie said: Ye 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I still don’t think @cookie reviewed a single thing I wrote this year....and I’m not sure I’m torn up about it. The reviews for BTS so far are really encouraging, but it’s Starlit I’m worried about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 Blue & Gold Going straight up comedy with this was probably the best route to take, for every time the movie makes you go The movie seems to agree with you, and will make fun of how silly it gets, so there's that. Granted, this probably would've played better if it was a straight up kids movie rather than a PG-13 action flick since it pretty much plays like a movie for seven year olds, with the lone hint of real conflict being how the scarab is turning blue boi more violent (which, perhaps somewhat troublingly, is never really resolved within the film's running time. As soon as blue boi gets his gear back everything's dandy apparently). That in turn makes random inserts like Kevin Hart's F-bomb at the beginning all the more jarring. But it's an entertaining if disposable superhero adventure film with some inventive moments (the time-skip battle in the third act is probably going to elicit its share of laughter) that has the sense not to wear out its welcome. 7/10 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 22, 2018 Author Share Posted October 22, 2018 @4815162342 @Suspirighetti @YourMother the Edgelord Two days late but... Order of reviews: 1. Lance McClain The Greatest Llama Emperor 2. Coran v Washington: Dawn of Delaware 3. Detective Pidge 2 also feat. Jane Fonda 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 22, 2018 Author Share Posted October 22, 2018 (edited) Kingdom of the Sun (warning: gif spam ahead) Spoiler Brought to you by yours truly Spoiler But actually brought to you by @YourMother the Edgelord Screw you Rory I was already planning to use this gif Spoiler But is the movie any good? Spoiler Spoiler Just kidding Spoiler Most of the issues I had with the earlier drafts have been fixed which is a plus Spoiler But the bit where Mata somehow knows that Kronk is chasing after her and Kuzco despite us never having seen when she finds that out still hasn't been fixed which is a minus Screw you again Rory I was planning to use this gif too Spoiler There are two standout performances in this though Spoiler No. In hindsight you should've been in this more, Kronk. Spoiler But our blue boi is aces in the dual roles Spoiler And Pfieffer rules as Yzma, but that should be obvious to anyone (Plus seeing Snuff Out the Light finally being brought to life pleases me.) Also Pidge rules, suck it Spoiler Y'all are going to hate me for this, but... Spoiler Blue boi: 10/10 Yzma: 10/10 Pidge: 10/10 Kronk: 6/10 Me: 11/10 Movie: 8.5/10 Deal with it Edited October 22, 2018 by cookie 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 I shouldn’t try to read these on mobile should I... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted October 22, 2018 Author Share Posted October 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Suspirighetti said: I shouldn’t try to read these on mobile should I... Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Time to see if Pidge will offset the Chbosky curse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...